sleep? meh... fmeh

number's nubby factory. whatever

riding my trucycle around town

there exist .. in this world... certain things, known as bummers.

certain things are a bummer

hroub

has anyone ever been in a situation?

drink the bottle til its hollow and it all make's since....

not sure sorry

sounds like it would be easier to make a list of the ones he doesn't believe in!!!

that was a close one...

i think i know roughly what im supposed to do in the phase im in but its easy to fuck up and get hurt a lot

the last boss was kicking my ass. seems odd sionce its a nintendo game and im a Elite Gamer, but theres probably some gimmick or bull shit that excuses me. will try again later

that's a good one

i'm doing it now.

I'M sorry caps i'm gonna stream some more zelda skybird shortly. getting pretty near the end i think.

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

one of the funniest bits is when someone says a really high amount of money and then someone else implies that that amount was used to purchase 1 thing that is considered relatively expensive. if you know you know!!!!

zapping my political opponent with a painful shriveling ray so I can hit em in the debate with a "How can we trust anything my opponent says when his once youthful face is now withered so?"

i don't know who needs to hear this, but your chevy silverado is about to get towed

[screenshot of Heatfreeze Island from Mario & Luigi: Brothership with penguins visible in the distance and the caption "extremely small and distant penguin"] [close-up views of the penguin in question] Source: DogToon64, models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/marioluigibrothership/asset/525909

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

bust this dust. like "bless this mess". bust this dust.

yuh

(to gas station attendant) hey man how’s it going. How do I set the pump to sips again? If I wanna drink some little sips? Sips don’t cost

i'm in trouble and need some help

aaaaahhhhhh

#damnit'strue

loaky

that shit is lokey goaded.