"video game streamer" is an interesting characterization.

Remember when the Twins won 15 games in a row in 2025? #mntwins

Nah, the Twins are on track to get no-hit tonight.

Only two true outcomes for pitches by SWR this season: completely out of the zone or fat pitches in hittable locations. #mntwins

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Not at all. Twins fans are probably angrier now than I've ever seen them.

"It's a good thing to have contempt for your audience. Just ask Michael Bay."

You think Mets fans are mad at ownership for spending to at least TRY to win?

LMAO

Paying $15 for my tub of Folgers, when it used to cost me $7-8 has been painful.

That's good news. Thanks for the updates, as always, Dan.

Again: young people might not realize that this kind of repugnant racism was unacceptable to express publicly, *not that long ago*.

Good lord. #mntwins

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Honestly, I need an off-day from the #mntwins too.

Therein lies the deepest flaw of this roster construction. Fine options at the top of the bullpen but three-ish options you can't hardly ever trust is untenable.

The popout, strikeout, popout in the bottom of the ninth will be dope. #mntwins

Embarrassing. #mntwins

Find someone who loves you as unconditionally as the #mntwins seem to love James Outman.

The Mets are struggling mightily, and they have the Twins on deck this week. Let's see if the #mntwins buck the trend of the last couple of years where they let slumping teams get new life against them. This year has felt a little different, so I feel good about it, but we'll see.

So many wasted opportunities all the way around. Taj Bradley deserved that win. Really frustrating loss. #mntwins

What an abysmal day for the #mntwins bullpen.

Every classroom should be set up in a Jubilee-style configuration so that all the kids can debate the teacher about whether or not 2+2=4.

Don't worry, he's already retired!

Give it a few months, and I'm sure they won't even be that subtle about it.

A death cult through and through.

Not having the numbers, generally.

What a clunker for the #mntwins. Good time for a day off!

A lot of them have always low-key hated Catholicism anyway.