Like Trump, RFK Jr. is an idiot. The rest of those guys are just abject cowards.

Obvious follow-up question: "What is 600% of $600?"

Correction: Bribe-funded, in large part.

The problem isn't the numerical illiteracy of Trump. It's the abject cowardice of all those guys around him who know better, but are afraid to correct him, a trait for which they were chosen.

Following Fox News' lead.

Those were Phelan's qual's for Trump.

Makes me want AI controlled nukes. What could possibly go wrong?

Tillis Always Chickens Out.

In a nutshell. 😊

As a quadriplegic, I might hope for a positive application of this, not to minimize its potential for abuse.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and asking who 's your daddy ? ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and asking who 's your daddy ?

Iran:

You misspelled "turds."

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a bottle of beer in his hand . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a bottle of beer in his hand .

"And then he said we'd never be able to threaten Strait shipping again!"

There's a fair chance that this morning's Trump post was written by an intern told to write something appropriately false, ignorant and unstable.

Iran reportedly fired on two Indian tankers and Trump’s military is blockading Iranian ports, not the strait.

I really think the fact that he never has any clue what he’s talking about should be a bigger thing.

Both have a history of that.

...At which time, it will be renamed the "Sphinxter of Hormuz."

This is what happens when you conflate Jesus Christ with

The root of recent confusion by Trump and Hesgeth has been traced to this actual 3rd-century B.C. photo of Jesus found in the Book of 2 Moses:

Ending the "Bible quote" with "motherfuckers" probably should have been a giveaway, but Hesgeth was probably quoting Trump quoting Tarantino.

Being quality human beings was the reason Hesgeth purged them.

Ask it whether Bartiromo and Trump are liars.

1/10 of the federal cut.

Allbirds stock up 639%. Trump's claimed drug price cuts 639%. Coincidence, or sinister conspiracy?

Do AI Allbirds include free non-fungible tokens? Otherwise, it's just a scam.

"I thought it was me as a paratrooper."

"i thought it was me as a paratrooper."

"I thought it was me as a fighter pilot."

He's perfecting his sneer.