@boatcrash.bsky.social Happy New Year, Shipwreck!

This is legitimately one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen on tv

I hopped back on Bluesky to type exactly what you just posted.

There’s a lot to unpack here…

Clay Higgins is DEFINITELY on that list.

Guys… I’m beginning to think that he’s in the files.

It’s a shame we can’t all be as objective as Karoline Leavitt.

“Scott Free”? #Peacemaker

“Eternals” is the “Ishtar” of Superhero movies.

I swabbed my mouth after I drank some fruit punch and sent it out for a DNA test.

It turns I’m related to Kool Aid man.

Apparently, Superman’s greatest power is not adopting the small town country accent of the Kents. #Superman

President Cankles stepped in it this time.

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Me every time a new ChatGPT release comes out:

“Computer, create an opponent capable of defeating Data.”

“I swear I’m not a stalker! It says so on all the notes I left all over your house, car, and place of employment!”

Gameboy classic plastic pickups today:
#nintendo #smurfs

…HELLO…

We no longer have to take off our shoes at airport security.

So I got plastic surgery on my feet for nothing?

Hear me out… Ironheart gets the Venom symbiote.

This is a game in the Steam store:

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The Buck Rogers in the 25th Century marathon has begun!

Jerry is tired of your Human stupidity. #Cats

I stand corrected

No new wars my butt.

Gold Steel. #Archie #Cats

Archie: 2025 Lap Cat Champion

Lol. I don’t want to, but I am.