lol

i wanna learn dabke so bad i think i would do a sick job leading the line

😭

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

i regularly say “imagine there’s no egirls” in his cadence

Imagine all the fuck ass people

Imagine by john lemon is such a beautiful sonng

pound control to major cum

have yet to offer bluesky a sip of my drink. care for a swig of this wacky caramel apple martini?

you’re telling me a honey roasted this ham?? where is she now

this worked on me unfortunately

just dmd you

how’s everyone doin? :3 haven’t posted in a while. look at my sons gay little wrist

my new stomach tattoo, it’s a black and grey death moth

new tat alert aaahhhh!!!!!

please gentrify blackpink OUT of my area

biblically accurate penis says pee not afraid

you owe me money

listen… i didn’t look over the syllabus yet 🫣

Betty white

twas the week before skymas
and all cross the site
the trolls were atwitter
and yep:

as someone who uses he/him pronouns i am contractually obligated to pay visit to jupiter in order to get stupider. i depart tomorrow for my semiannual journey

that sounds amazing

where are my fellow trans bluesky users at

my cat cheddar

finally covid free. i miss my cat :(

🫣 i like to add it as i go because they load so much on there. if you look closely my sauce is on the side

snotatouille the movie featuring phlegmy the rat

me offering you a bite of my gyro. fries on the side

gyro?