A great day to think about the Phantom Clowns of the summer of 1981

Andlat knew that if he was supposed to be the flower girl, Daddy would've made him try on half a bajillion dresses and certainly would've given him an extra long bath with oodles of bubbles. He also knew he wasn't going to mention that to his mean cous- nieces!

I keep trying to dress myself, but how do you tie the bonnet strings with mittens on your paws??

I keep trying to dress myself, but how do you tie the bonnet strings with mittens on your paws??

The Poodle Room at Fontainebleau Las Vegas does actually have a live poodle mascot named Fifi

Andlat giggled at Jenny and Jessie's floofy dresses.

"What's so funny?"

"You two look like frilly cupcakes!" The girls exchanged a look.

"Wait until you see what you're wearing." Andlat melodramatically looked down at his bow tie and vest.

If you think roast chicken in a plastic container is "the worst thing you can put in your body", let me introduce you to uranium

"So?"

"Not that, little Miss Priss."

"We're junior bridesmaids. This wedding needs a little baby vixen flower girl."

Andlat giggled at Jenny and Jessie's floofy dresses.

"What's so funny?"

"You two look like frilly cupcakes!" The girls exchanged a look.

"Wait until you see what you're wearing." Andlat melodramatically looked down at his bow tie and vest.

It's Monday morning

I'm a little fox

Why do I have to worry about things like the specialist my dentist referred me to is out of network??

I don't even work with nets!

I'd love to write a bridal story, but my typical protagonist isn't old enough to marry!

The Costume Box now has stories from other authors. All the chapters of Luke & Liam by @andlat.bsky.social are now on the site. This story is one of the reasons I started writing, I'm really excited to have it on the site!

thecostumebox.net/works/luke-a...

Almost every piece is there, but these last little things are escaping me

Months later and I'm still stumped with Phoenix

Driving past the groomers today, I thought it might be good advertising to have a poodle sit outside, but I'm sure there are dog owners who would refuse to take their dog to a place that also does poodles

Do as I say, not as I do! 😆

AKC's Breed Standard for poodles

Even the Breed Standard has been to the groomer

"Don't you remember? I said I thought poodles were supposed to be smart and you said you aren't a poodle."

Perhaps I shall resort to sorcery

My brother and sister-in-law are at Great Wolf Lodge

Every time they comment on something, I'm like "what do you expect? It's an establishment run by wolves!"

I'm not sure that's very polite

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- WE ARE IN THE CLASSROOM AT SCHOOL , THE TEACHER ASKS NANCY A QUESTION TEACHER: NANCY- - DEFINE THE WORD “CONSPICUOUS” P2- WE SEE NANCY STAND UP AT HER DESK TO REPLY NANCY: ER - - I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, BUT I DON'T NOW HOW TO SAY IT P3- TEACHER: CAN YOU USE THE WORD IN A SENTENCE ? NANCY: YES, MA'M P4- THE OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS LOOK ON AS NANCY GETS UP ON THE DESKTOP AND STANDS ON HER HEAD NANCY: I'M BEING CONSPICUOUS

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 17,1958

There's really no polite way to tell someone they look like Donatella Versace

The Shrieking Hour was probably the worst

mmm open faced costume fusion TF
#artpost #tfart #transfur

Just remembered

This morning, I was wondering what time it was and little Andlat said it was "nearly the hour of retribution"

Wonder if I should follow up