I love Portland

I stand with Al Green…

probably the most mischievous grin ever

And props to the breast cancer awareness ad. Really good.

2 dozen people scream-singing complicated by Avril Lavigne is somehow exactly how I imagined a house party in my 30s

The Queen of Side Eye. No side eye has ever been so gloriously side eyed in the history of side eyeing.

goodmorninggg skeeteronis, skeet or be skeeted. happy fri-yaaaay🤭✨

maybe the single most damaging thing the internet ever did was expose rich assholes to what everyone else actually thought of them, because every last one of them lost their fucking minds and is determined to burn the world to the ground in order to stop us making fun of them

I hope uncle kracker is living his best life rn

@joesantagato.bsky.social just testing if you actually have bksy (I’m the official Bluesky peen inspector, no I don’t need to show credentials, yes it’s definitely me)

Haven’t checked Bluesky in a year and half (sorry 😭)…do we still call it skeets?

I am so here for it 🙌

Worse is, more often than not, better. At least on this site

That's the goal 😈

That's even worse UGH I grow my own mint, come over and I'll make you all the mojitos

Not that this matters in the slightest but I've heard the reason is they're harder to make than other common cocktails...but like give the queers what they want

Oh yeah I rage whenever that happens in tears of the kingdom so I'm guessing I'd get maybe 5 mins in before quitting if I tried diablo 😭

Your eyebrows have an incredible arch. So powerful. Good luck!

Haha I've never played diablo but I heard my bf soft rage quit while playing yesterday so I'm guessing it's a lot of work

Light as a feather stiff as a board style? 🤣 Fr though I actually feel my fingers get sore after playing too long

I'm getting my hair cut that length tomorrow and I hope I'm at least half as cute as you are with it 💕

New bumper sticker for all the terrible drivers in the pnw ✨

welcoming my dearest bird app mutuals to blusky

I've had my bird app account for 14 years and was going to just let it fade into the abyss when the site inevitably implodes but now I think it would be more fun to get permabanned

Switching between gaming on switch and PC to keep my finger reflexes on point