Can every piece of clothing I own be a “statement piece”? An experiment…

Fascinating!

Noob question: why does this map make it look like this flight took off from Tajikistan and not Islamabad?

The only thing I can think of.

I really understand you’re being nice Carol but I need to arrange my face PERFECTLY and I can’t do that on command when you count to three come onnnnn

“Oh you’re taking a selfie but i should offer to take that photo of you instead” is the most boomer-coded behavior on the planet.

I appreciate this thorough explanation!

Ok but also: what did the nine human rings and seven dwarf rings and three elf rings do?

OK but seriously. The tone could have easily slid into camp or silliness or Nolan-ish dark and self-serious. And it NEVER DOES any of those. It just is a storybook you want to live in.

Found it on Etsy!

Guys the LOTR movies are flat out miracles.

Man the Lena Dunham discourse is yet another opportunity in the endless string of opportunities to say:

Oh wow were we a bunch of sexist a-holes?

Nude. It's a nude egg.

It is spring. The time has come.

This is the best joke of the day already CONGRATULATIONS

“They call it a Royale with Cheese” - John 2:11

Ok so has Quentin responded to this yet?

Wait wait his initials are JS?!?

I feel lied-to.

Mostly it’s the combo — apocalyptic religious lyrics and fun pop song about space and why yi yi and also it’s *NSYNC.

Here it comes
Millennium
And evrybody’s talkin bout
Jerusalem

Is this the beginning or beginning of the end
Well I got other thoughts my friend

…

Why yi yi yippee yi yay
Yippee yi yo
Yippee yi yaaaaay

(*NSYNC, Space Cowboy)

Going 90 mph at all times just never in one direction for a useful amount of time.

See I’ve never felt lazy just UNABLE TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING WITH MY VERY NOT LAZY SELF.

Ariel

Hmmmm good to know. I’m on a realllll low dose so I’m hoping that attenuates that a bit? Either way I’ll ride this euphoria into the ground for now.

UPDATE: there is a neat little to-do list in my planner, which i am actually using.

People. People. What is even happening.

Does mean my posts are about to get less numerous. But maybe WAY HIGHER QUALITY.

I mean as I’m apparently “hyperactive” I may not have even heard you because LOOK AT THAT BUTTERFLY LET’S CHASE IT

I feel great! Nutrigrain Commercial (Best Version) Babies Everywhere! YouTube video by Jersey Representing

The old Nutrigrain ad except for Concerta, is what I'm saying www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_n...

On first dose of ADHD meds and I'm sorry have you people been walking around just able to "concentrate" and "do things" your whole lives you sons of bitches why was I not informed

Yeah, good point -- he's more trying to calm the waters without really pulling back on anything.