Wait... When I had my MRI last year the music they gave me was a really bad audio quality cover of losing my religion. On repeat. I think there's a conspiracy of some sort here.

Using the fuel protests as a metaphor for my love life.

Compartmentalizing for work life balance by just creating an entirely new identity for myself when I'm on the clock. For instance work me is a cis man, and if anyone he interacts with ever suggests differently he is going to be acting very confused.

Michael you need to know that I found this post so beautiful that I genuinely teared up a little bit

And they use those traits to pull off scams together :)

Immediately pivoting to demanding everyone boycott the World Cup

Not only can I see but I also keep seeing my reflection and liking how I look. You're telling me GLASSES are gender affirming care now??? Fuck sake.

I'm so sick and tired of recognising patterns. It just keeps happ- FUCK

Sorry guys I can't hang out the slime is making me sad again

Hailstones??? Hailstones!??!

BBC football clip: GOAL Rangers 1-0 Celtic published at 100' Emmanuel Fernandez Ibrox goes wild, but this surely won't stand. Emmanuel Fernandez has just scored with his hand.

they got the fuckin cheshire cat writing the bbc coverage?

The pain I am in right now would have a cis man in a&e convinced that he was dying. But it's fine. If I just make a hot water bottle everything will be fine.

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lugh's episode was a good one, listen here!

Deleting music streaming services and only listening to my guest episode on @seawithoutshore.bsky.social 's radio show from now on. I have all the music I need.

I'm realising that it may have been my heart's truest wish to be in the st. Patrick's day parade

Been away from Dublin too long, my friends have started appearing in my dreams to ask me if I'm alright

A poster with the words "what's on" but the S is closer to the On so it looks like "what son"

Me when my son says something and I don't hear him

*tapping friends on the shoulder in the club* "hey can you guys stop making out for like 5 minutes? I want to tell you a joke"

Nevermind I've been here less than 24 hours and the nosebleeds are already back

Of course they did. Of course it does.

Beginning to understand the Cork superiority complex (only a little bit). It DOES feel good not to have to get off the train at Limerick junction :/

*1700s voice* "Well it seems the kiss of life has not taken effect... I guess we might as well-"

On the Wikipedia page for CPR (it's good to have hobbies) and... Okay... So... Right...

Started carrying some zines with me on the train even when I'm travelling for non zine fair purposes. That way if I ever meet the wizard again I can repay my debts to him.

Iarnróid Éireann has LIED to me about the travel direction

Today's breakfast is marmalade toast and strawberry yogurt eaten with a tiny spoon. Sometimes it's important to feel like a 7 year old again.

Oh no my bit

Sounds like you need glasses if you're not seeing things :/

Public infrastructure really does inspire innovation