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Posts by Watts

New show idea: "Fox and the City"

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Where? At dat location.

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Is it legal to bring games back? Because I want there to be another Pasta Noche.

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That sounds just a short hop away from being a sovereign citizen.

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Headline reads: "Doctor Who Traded Drug Prescriptions For Porn And Sex With Patients"

Headline reads: "Doctor Who Traded Drug Prescriptions For Porn And Sex With Patients"

The Daleks were right.

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Late at night, in the dark, if you look in to a mirror and say "Edward James Olmos" three times, he shows up and teaches you calculus.

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How can this go on for another 3 years?

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🎶 Watch them wiggle and watch them work! 🎶

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There's probably a lot of prayers being prayed to March Madness, so maybe you don't need to.

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Specifically, Sidney Lowe's red suit.

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Harrow and Wealdstone Train Crash Newsreel Newsreel footage of the aftermath of the 1952 Train Crash at Harrow & Wealdstone Station, which claimed the lives of 112 people and injured hundreds more.

On 8th Oct 1952 the worst civilian rail disaster in UK history happened in London. 112 deaths. 340 wounded.

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That disaster helped lead to the creation of paramedics. /1 🧵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU60...

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Or even vegans!

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That's probably why Marco Rubio's shoes are so big. They're actually Tim Duncan's size.

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Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan held a press conference Monday to unveil the newest style in the Florsheim catalog, called simply "the Duncan." "We really tried to capture the classic styling of t...

Are Trump's cabinet folks all wearing Duncans now?

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“Some shit will tunnel out” is not the message I want to hear from a plumber

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Is she in a Richard Scarry book or something?

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I ♥️ this a second time.

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Has Brennan seen these Make Some Noise prompts before? 👀

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So it's like the commercials!

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Is Bad Bunny wearing David Byrne’s suit from “Stop Making Sense?”

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And Baldwins!

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nobody look into richard stallman's whole deal btw

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Listening to "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues, and as always I'm sent by the line:

SM: I could've been someone...
KM: But so could anyone!

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He might be the first guy to bankrupt other people's casinos

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Starburns, Pop Pop and Leonard expressing magneticism and attitude

Starburns, Pop Pop and Leonard expressing magneticism and attitude

Pop Popstar: Never Stop Never Pop Popping (2011)

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Yotta flop deez nuts

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J Mascis always sounds like he's pushing out his last words out of dying lungs.

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The first one that came to mind was the donkey in Shrek, but I wasn't 100% sure, so I googled it. Good thing I did: that was Eddie Murphy. I thought of another role. Also EM. I concluded I wasn't going to say hi to Chris Rock, because I apparently didn't know who he was.

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I once was at a burger place in Durham (NC, US) when Chris Rock walked in. I didn't really notice until he sat down and started talking to the person he was with. I thought "I'll say 'hey, I liked you in ___' to say hi", only to realize that he doesn't have tons of movie roles.

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Does Post-COVID-19 Erectile Dysfunction Improve over Time? Background: Some studies have shown that there may be an increase in the frequency of erectile dysfunction after COVID-19. However, no long-term study has investigated whether this is permanent or temporary. In this study, we aimed to examine ...

you ever think of a pun but then want to look it up in case it's the title of a published scientific paper, & while it isn't you now have to share the study?

Anyway who called it enduring erectile dysfunction after experiencing a pandemic and not Schlong Covid

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

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