the lion does not concern herself with roadwork speed limits on the M2

I love coming to Woolies late on Sunday arvo and seeing everyone’s shitty kids having whinging end of weekend meltdowns. Meanwhile my shitty kid is somewhere else having the meltdown with daddy 😎😎😎

contacting polymarket to set up a pool on what religion jd vance will be in 2028

it is so, so funny that the first yank pope was elected at the perfect moment to publicly rebuke everything jd vance does and says, and in english so nobody can ever get it twisted

the obvious option would be an orthodox conversion, but that would be too embarrassing now, right? he's just going to have to eat shit forever? he truly is a world-historical loser

what is jd vance supposed to do now, seriously. he crafted his entire identity out of being an american catholic and wrote a book called communion, all because he thought it was based and epic. but now two popes have personally told him to go fuck himself

this morning Theo did a huge shit and then said “phew! that was close”

six weeks to go 😤

not the maternity dungaree pinafore 🤣🤣🤣

gestational diabetes got me counting calories and eating shelf-stable salami. my enemies will see me brought low

you have to carefully track and input everything you eat. I am only doing this because I have gestational diabetes

RDI for women is 25g

the intention of this is to control my blood glucose effectively. it is also having other effects.

Theo’s birthday cake this year. He asked for a pink dinosaur 🙂🙂🙂

my only dream in this life is to have my number plate read automatically by the sensors on the way in and out of the car park

the low carb emporium should give you a discount if you have gestational diabetes

the birthday boy loves his puffins

they’re saying I might be the mother of the year? they’re saying all the other kids will be seething wil jealousy?? on god

it’s funny how every single bloke in mad men is a total piece of shit

my postprandial blood glucose limit is 6.7mmol/L with gestational diabetes but what is the clinical limit on how many times I am allowed to joke about killing myself. after each meal? 4kmsj/D?

been watching mad men. anyone heard of this. pretty good show

it sucks man. makes me feel really bad for people with real diabetes

this is what it’s like having GDM

GD is hilarious. It’s very funny how you have to give yourself an eating disorder for three months. It’s not bad for your brain

It’s funny to me that I’ve been eating grilled chicken, cabbage and carefully weighed servings of quinoa for nine days and I have to continue to do this for another 63 days. I’m actually laughing about it

this is a direct affront to god

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can't have a beer, can't have a puff on a joint, can't have a piece of fucking bread. I am so glad this is my last pregnancy. I need to LEAVE my reproductive era! GOODBYE!

Yes. I am insane. I am a crazy person