Have you watched one of these before? Regardless of party affiliation, this is how this process works. Time is limited. Those long winded questions are multipurpose and purposeful. It's impossible to tell if you're merely uninformed on the subject or want a lady to shut her trap so a man can answer.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Spencer and my donation of 7.36

#CharitibundiBowl @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

I have to wait till Friday for my big donations but today as always I start with my donation of 7.17 (plus fees) to honor my donor and transplant day of 7/17/22. I hope their family finds peace.

Like,"spaghetti" sauce? Or plain unflavored tomato sauce?

The first one? Fine, reasonable take, easy and delicious to make your own. The second one? Seeding/peeling/cooking, maybe canning? Hell no.

Onion/garlic sauteed in butter, add herbs to bloom, plain Cento sauce, finish with fish sauce, parm

It's rather brilliant. I find myself shopping there regularly for the first time in 20 years.

Walmart is still a terrible, anti-worker, anti-union employer, but at this point, so are most of the large retail corporations.

So I might as well enjoy (and support with my dollars) the dim silence.

Because they're crooks and everybody knows it

You think his teetotalism means he's blind to the drunk?

Because like recognizes like, and all three of them *look* like how being day drunk on a Tuesday feels.

They haven't seen the topside of a wagon in YEARS and would happily help you off too.

Minor proposal: we should all start using the 'Trump's _______' naming convention to differentiate between properly run agencies and the ravaged post-Project2025 departments.

Trump's EPA, TCDC, TCMS, TNPS, TDOI, TWIC, etc etc.

He wants to be king? Make him own every bit of it.

Though I'm getting really into classic round collar fine-gauge twinsets too.

Cardigan keepers/sweater clips and scarf/shirt slides.

A fun little thing to look for at antique stores. Excellent for finishing and styling outfits that need just one more thing or don't sit quite right. Instant je ne sais quoi.

Clip/slide 'em wherever. Not just for pastel twin-sets!

Ah, like somebody having buyer's remorse about his imported bunker n ballroom steel. Gotcha.

Wow, even his Catholicism is the tale of faking it 'til he makes it.

This infuriates me and I'm not sure why. But I don't want to think about JD Vance long enough to figure it out. That particular well of my conscience shall go blissfully unplumbed and I'm just going to stay mad.

Is that bad or good now? It's hard to keep track of the current popular End Times Armageddon Rapture Apocalypse theology.

We call that variant The Jerry

So let's not hassle women for participating in one-on-one social situations.

For that matter, don't carry water for shitty people of any gender. Believe me, they don't need the help. (13)

So men have finally discovered their own millennial pro-ana culture.

With better branding, more concerned press attention and about 20 years late.

Sounds about right.

The algo thinks I'm a Nancy Meyers protagonist. So so many lovely, aspirational, unattainable things.

At some point though, yearning to drop a pile o' cash on The Perfect Stuff became deeply unappealing.

My life is a little more Ace Hardware, less Restoration Hardware and probably happier for it.

The beat reporting being to me, lol.

"Susan Witkoski and that Joe Petrovich got into it with John Toofewvowelsynsky and Bobby Gesundheit AGAIN. You remember Joe, he was kind of a sex pest when you were in HS? Just learned that phrase and he was! He's in the Plumbers Local now though"

Ah yes, the county(ies) of my people, I'm guessing.

My mother enjoys (enjoy being a strong word) following these on Facebook and Patch. The narrative arc goes from normal to unhinged in about an hour. To her, it's a sport and she's an avid spectator, sociological observer, and mostly beat reporter.

Orban, Davenport, so many names for sofa

Huh. Turns out my mother's loudest mantra really does fit any situation — Love, work, geopolitical conflict, presidents, whatever.

A man is NOT a plan.

I wish OP luck and happy learning.

Everything I didn't know I didn't know about civil rights, equity, feminism, etc I encountered first as a part of the Jezebel commentariat. Not at college (nursing major) or my tiny Midwest HS. All of which is sad and funny and horridly true, all at the same time.

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

How many other ways does this need to be said?

Not getting to be governor isn't criminal punishment. Reasonable people have decided (as they should!) to believe women. His cascade of boohoo consequences stems from his alleged behavior. Not folks getting access to and responding to ALL the info.

He needs to be held accountable.

We also need to not let his gross behavior suck up one more minute of oxygen we can use to do other good work.

Excommunicate and ignore. Let the women find peace in peace. Now, not after a week plus of Serious Online Discourse.

Solid by-the-book but outside the lines thinking. And nobody even voted you dogcatcher, let alone to the United States Congress.

They are, very roughly estimating, among the top 1000 powerful people in the US. There's NOTHING else creative they can try? At least to create a record of abuses?

Same. Don't know him. Been totally fine NOT knowing. Been able to escape the endless related discourse without checking his Wikipedia once.

So why start today? It's Friday, it's spring, and the world is going to hell. Let's not stress shotgun his entire bio in one hit NOW.

It's on the checklist in our house.

☑️Turn it off and turn it back on
☑️Unplug it and wait 15 seconds
☑️Blow on the cartridge
☑️Unverify Jerry

Usually works 🤷🏼‍♀️

I enjoy that this particular cartoon Melania most closely resembles Laura Benanti as Melania. Which is the platonic ideal Melania, personally.

how much money does the marine corps lose