Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

It does tilt!!!

Some of my pills have such nasty casings that I'm debating treating myself like a dog and covering them in peanut butter first

They make adjustable height stands for wig heads that look like tripods!

I've gotten the MIL a charcuterie board every year for Mother's Day and I'm wondering if she's getting bored of it 😭 I don't want her to have to cook on Mother's Day but idk if the restaurants near her are any good for delivery 😭😭😭

I got my food delivered, but my mom sent me this from when she went out for groceries lol

My hack is to use a shaving razor when I don't have thinning shears. Super easy and works well

do you think his smile is him hiding his intention to fry the chocobo later

The SO gave me bike grease and that worked

"hear...feel...think...jollibee" is so funny LMAOOOOOOOOOO

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

My rotatrim has started screeching 😭 the Internet says I need to lubricate it with a silicone based spray...

Tangentially related, I am almost out of the 8.5" x 11" paper but I have a surplus of the same paper in 11" x 17" (it was on sale...) so I am now cutting 11x17 in half lol

Oh the internet says it's a paper thing. Unfortunately I can't find thinner double sided photo paper so I guess I'll just live with it lol

I thought the ink coming off the pages was me doing something wrong with the printer, but the riso prints I got shed just as much ink ._. so maybe it's just Like That

Not to mention the amount of ink that comes off onto my fingers, leaving smudges on the pages 😭 I keep telling myself it's part of the handmade charm lol since washing my hands enough to keep the books clean will trigger my eczema and destroy my skin

Making mini books now. I have a love-hate relationship with these! 😭 They are so satisfying to play with when they're done, but cutting out and folding all the individual pages sucks!!!

Tormenting Pretty Boys Is So Much Fun! It's Thrilling-

Sent the second draft of my 2024-2025 doll book off for printing! Hopefully I will not need a 3rd draft

Some men experience the riches of the earth only to be blind to their own wealth

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

passkey is imho one of the most important security developments that touch consumers and also one of the worst consumer rollouts i ever witnessed because every company involved treats everything like an enterprise customer solution

OH I'VE BEEN HATING EVERYTHING FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS AND THIS IS PROBABLY WHY

I want eat fish ;_;

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

wrmpl

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

If it was bsky post then whatever but A LLM? BITCH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT