Rushed the groom a bit and gave my dog razorburn on his taint 😩 sorry archie

is this a joke

He’s killing it #teamcoco

What’s your dream job? I do not dream of labor Credit: @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople

I ate 1/2lb of asparagus so I chased it with pepto and a few vitamins for safe measure

Moon and Venus

crossing shih tzus with bulldogs and calling them bullshits

MVP

I f’n love a good cobb salad

Cabbage gives me gas

Anyone else getting an influx of bot followers?

I want a rat painting. Not a painting of a rat though, a painting DONE BY a rat

And Venus

Sh sh sha

South Park - Snow Day

Seems like a newscast its a scene from above looking down on earth from a helicopter i suppose and it simply states COMING UP: MORE PROBLEMS

I’m an expert gift wrapper due to many years of my mother’s forced child labour 🤓 🎁

I did shots of egg nog with my kid and he did them a little too well… 👀

I hate when I fall down the stairs without my Fitbit on.

I’ll take 3!

Wtf is a mimses?

Merry Hissmas

when their entire account is just reposts

Statement on Theodore Too Unfortunately, Theodore Too took on water while tied up at the dock at Ontario Shipyards. The vessel is now partially submerged and resting on bottom. We are now working on a refloating plan. It's a very unfortunate event, thankfully there were no people involved and no injuries.

look how they massacred my boy 😩

If you have a work dream you should get paid overtime.

Taking a probiotic with an antibiotic to start a lil war in my tummy

A double shot of espresso