I'm sorry but you're banned from Ireland. We can't run the real risk of you being swept off your feet by a charming Irishman while on holiday.

The modern wizard books are even better.

I thought he needed a second person to verify... or has fiction books and movies been lying to me all these years?

I'm a computer programmer, the alpha version is always full of bugs. It's the beta and gamma version we release to the world.

He only learnt about corner stores recently.

He's 4,160 weeks old, I don't think we can legally abort him.

Leeds was exciting today. I was just asked if I want to go outside.
I was in a coffee shop after work and a guy was shouting abuse at the staff. He saw me watching and came over to me.
He backed off after I stood up.

I wish. Unlikely unless you were dancing in Ireland 😂🇮🇪

'obviously'? I actually think it's the opposite, which is more scary, whereby the advisors were chosen because they share his opinions.

In just four days, the US has lost access to the bases on the middle East. Trump is currently trying to pull out of NATO which will mean the US loses access to All NATO bases in Europe and Greenland.
Does Trump want to retain US bases anywhere?

Good question. Is it only liberals who will be arrested by the fbi?

Google the invention of the Spinning Jenny

🎨 Seize The Day - Steve Print: inotternews.etsy.com/listing/4395...

So... 48 hours until he attacks again

I wonder if he's dictating it and the dictation software uses capitals when someone shouts?

On #MarketManipulationFriday... No... why would he do that?

Happy #MarketManipulationFriday to all that celebrate

And somehow people will love him for it.

To be fair to trump he only found out about the word 'groceries' a few months ago.

I'm weird in that I love THAC0, nostalgia is a wonderful thing. I'm sure if my DM proposed using THAC0 today I'd run a mile (run 100 yards and then hobble the rest out of breath to be accurate).

The press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, said the photo was 'doctored'. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump misunderstood when staff told him to use the excuse it was doctored.

I'm getting this as well grrr

How Dare you say a satirical account is spreading satire. I'm shocked.

Im not fond of altered images either so fair comment.

The body of a horse, the neck of a snake, and the skin of a cheetah! I must protest Sir Michael, you have clearly been taken in by a hoax. Giraffes are not real. I usually appreciate your creative endeavours but this is unfair to the credulously inclined. #GiraffesAreNotReal society

To be fair the pope did move to the Vatican originally for his job. He was an economic migrant?

Looking on reddit I found the comment:
"I think they're talking about the Florida radio host, Bubba The Love Sponge, who is a swinger and was to blame for the Hulk Hogan porn that was released with Bubba's now ex wife. He's also very tight with Maga and friends with Roger Stone."

To normalize it?

We wear calm on the outside,
but inside-a silent war never ends.
~ Pratibha Shet

See that's the problem there, I bet he didn't even wear a suit.