Sometimes I phone Comcast just so I can hear how important I am to someone for 55 minutes.

No. Just no.

Got it!

<takes notes>

When I make tea for my British neighbors I heat water in a sauce pan just to enjoy the eye twitch.

Of course! I feel dumb I didn’t figure this out.

How do those trucks carrying all that helium to fill the Macy’s Day balloons not float up into the sky?

<cringe>

All yall got me through the pandemic. Let’s see what you can do during the destruction of America.

My eggs want to be friends with your eggs.

Thank you. 😊

Too scary!

Slow down woman. Can you go over that again a little slower?

You can’t just skip over the http part Brenda.

Amateur

Someday we’re gonna look back fondly on early Bluesky days…enjoy. Someone’s gonna f it up.

Stand still

I have a few Nathanial. Lemme know if anyone is in need.

ON MY WAY

(Snickers)

Is it someone’s birthday?

We’re pulling for you.