Hey, I wouldn’t ask that. I’m not a monster.

It’s definitely not one of those “death” questions.
“What’s your mother’s maiden name?”
“Who is the Prime Minister?”
“Whats the wattage on your microwave!?!?!”
-what?-
gunshot

This is a picture of Sir Ben Kingsley, an Oscar winning actor who in no way resembles the political process of re-zoning districts to gain congressional seats. Am I doing this right?

Jerry Mandarin is a long-time character actor, with minor roles in films such as Bridge over the River Kwai, Gandhi, and minor roles in some Marvel Television productions. He is 69 today.

You made me look. Mine is on the inside of the door frame, left hand side.

She’s still in the shower. Big beverage waiting for her when she gets out.

Thank you.

Of course that meant that she held it in until she got home. Big vodka drink, tears, shower, then more vodka and I’m making pizza. She’ll be a mess for a week, but they’ll never know it at school.

You know this drill, sadly. I’m making a massive amount of burritos for the family this weekend.

I’m curious as to what ideology they had? Surely a religious one.

My wife is a teacher.
Yesterday afternoon, one of her students was killed in a tragic accident.
Today was a very difficult day.
She’s been a teacher for a long time, she’s had this happen before. Many of the teachers she works with had not, so Tab had double duty counseling teachers and kids.

Science is awesome. There are always 100 other scientists waiting to disprove the one scientist. I really don’t have any core beliefs other than the fact that we’re all gonna die one day. Unless science changes that one, I’m good.

That’s all I want. Such a big universe, so much stuff. They fucked around for too long and gave us three mediocre movies. Let’s do something new.
Hire us, Filioni.
And peepers, of course.

I hope they never find Ben Solo. He’s dead. Kylo Ren killed him and his parents. Then he died.
Let the dead stay dead. There are always new monsters.

I can tell that the AI running this place is stupid.
I keep clicking on certain kinds of accounts in order to mute or block them when they pop up on Discover. The AI thinks that I like those kinds of accounts, so it keeps feeding them.
Guys, that’s AI.

Checking in on this one, yeah. Accountability is so un-American.

I asked ChatGPT about your mom, and let’s just say that the shoebox at the top of her closet should be disposed of without examination upon her passing.
Not sure how it knows about that.

Hey, where are all you Congresspeople who swore up and down, side to side that Pam Bondi was gonna testify under oath?
When is that gonna happen?
What was that?
I didn’t hear you.
#EpsteinFiles

Quietly muting anyone who posts a screenshot from NaziLand.
Fuck off.

Fish…
They’re more like us than we’d feared.

For some reason, my account has been adding a white picture after a lot of posts. Not every post, but most of them.

This particular photo is not me, but there are photos of me in a very similar situation. Somewhere.

I’ll mostly agree except for the fact that John Taylor is in my top 10 bass players of all time list. Between 7-8, depending on how I’m feeling about Muzz Skillings.

On my reasonably short drive to PT this morning, I saw not one, not 2 or 3, but FOUR people commit egregious acts behind the wheel. Poor merging, assertive lane changes, and just general asshole driving.
All of them were Teslas. All four.
Coincidence?

Former zookeeper and vet tech here. Everything bites. Even the sweet, scared babies. Part of the job. If it has a mouth, it will bite.

Tucker can go fuck himself. Seriously.

It’s another MRI.
Sigh.

Thank you!

Do you prep the pan the same way you would for Yorkies? I’m an American, and that looks delicious.

Shit. Saw that. Fucking hell.

I had a cat who, when I got him, had cigarette burns on his ears and anus. Took him three weeks to come out with me in the room. Ended up the best friend I ever had.
I wanted to find his original owner. I really did.