I ate spicy food and farted, now my balls are burning.

California is just florida for liberals.

He loves his bag.

I hope so, I haven't had one since I was in college.

#FreeLuigi

I will tell him. But his heart is unfortunately full of hate.

I am renewing my security and hazardous material emergency response certs.

Hi everyone. My profile picture is my cat Bagheera in his hoodie. Here he is, being very photogenic.

Trade school and work. Then maybe skyrim later if I'm not too dead to play.