Middle and middle right are just the right amount of “wtf do you want?”

Oh no! I’m sorry 😢

He wanted 4 guys and went and got all 4. Not used to this type of ratio.

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CITY CITY CITY CITY

The band is breaking up, man

Temple of doom heart snatching eyes.

If you’re inclined, send some good thoughts to my wife’s family tonight. And hug your loved ones.

No shame in this one. They were better and are a legit nc contender.

They just hit and hit and hit. And when don’t hit they foul and foul and foul. Patient and see the ball so well. They’re easily the best team we’ve faced yet.

There’s a kitchen staff somewhere that had broken down the kitchen about 3/4 through, saw that bus coming, and you could hear the “GODDAMMIT” from space.

Oh no, Craig’s gone international. The world isn’t ready!

Hell yes! Great reading this.

Rip Afrika Bambaataa

#PlanetRock #Renegades

I hope you’re right. Truly

I’m tired of being anxious and literally scared these fucking people are going to drop a nuclear bomb. Like actually having to believe they will do it. This shit isn’t joke worthy.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The entire Republican ethos has always been “nothing as bad as ‘others’”

Nothing can be as bad as someone outside of their circle of acceptance. They don’t roll of others, they don’t want others, they want only them. Every and anything else is worth the pain of removal.

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This celebration, man…

🎶She came callin’ wiiiiiiiiiiiiildfire🎶

Love that song.

“Better to die in Iran for your country and your pride,
Then to live in a nation that would ask you to be kind.”

Thank You Jesse Welles!

This was fun. Watching Liverpool quit made it even better.

He a bitch

Alas, no good things were to come to us on this night.

Likely all they’ll need but I just feel like this is going to get out of hand quick. We can’t make contact and they’ve figured Wes out. Can’t imagine the bullpen will fair better while they will bring in a former Friday starter soon.

Just hacking at every pitch. Not even remotely making him work all that hard.

Sweet Nazi Malassy