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Posts by RealFakeBrandon
You know who I would love to see do a door dash to the White House? A coroner.
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
Scott Aukerman proven right once again
A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."
From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.
A couple more accusers and he could probably get on Gavin Newsom's
Why doesn't everyone just ignore the NY Times? The bad/despicable outweighs whatever good is to be found and you can find your puzzles elesehere. Outside the scuzzy real estate class I don't understand anyone wasting time with their garbage. Choke 'em out. They don't even have comics, the creeps.
Adam Strange
Alongside mr irish vampire from preacher, it seems
Nothing to add beyond a very sincere "Yikes"
This cartoony twist on your usual style is a lot of fun. So much motion!
Definitely worth mass-blocking that Moments to Remember slop account
Just a reminder that this account just makes things up and presents them as news. It's lib fan fiction. Nothing from the Halfway Post is real.
They pretend it's satire, but what is this even satirizing? What's the commentary? What's the joke?
This positively *wrecked* me on first viewing
“KILLING OF ROAD RUNNER” Chris Farren, 2021 Watercolor/ink
Remembering the time that @lessthankyle.bsky.social mailed me a print of this with no name or return address. He was the first person I guessed sent it and I was right. Says a lot about the man.
I've been staring at this for at least three minutes. I can't look away
A sand-colored depicting as meaty-pawed tiger greedily clutching a collection of birds--a flamingo, a penguin, and a duck--beneath text reading GO GET 'EM TIGER
A blue T-shirt depicting a red-white-and-blue-colored whiskey glass extending its two cartoon-gloved middle fingers. Text reads, TWO FINGERS, NO I.C.E.
Two new designs with some pretty...dissimilar vibes now up in the RealFakeThings store
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This looks like Paul Chadwick's Concrete standing next to Carmen Sandiego
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere
If the Washington Post story above sounds like PR for Anthropic, that's because it is! Amazon has invested billions of dollars in Anthropic. Jeff Bezos, of course, owns both the Washington Post and Amazon.
To other film festivals out there, especially those of you that regularly platform films from the major studios. Now seems like a great time to NOT DO THAT. If three total companies are going to own the world we all have a responsibility to work harder than ever to discover and platform new voices.
This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)
Sometimes The Onion feels oddly personal
The ongoing campaign to harass Jamelle Bouie off of this site fucking sucks.
Hold your thoughts up to the light if you can't handle a smart Black guy occasionally saying something you don't agree with (or don't understand). He's not the problem.
The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it
we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes
An entire state's gov't enacting no-upside laws just to make the lives of 300 taxpayers more difficult. Vile, unforgivable, petty shit.
Reminds me of Kentucky passing laws about trans kids playing school sports when there appeared to be only 1 trans student athlete in their whole system.
Spider-Man angrily squinting at his iPhone
There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with.