Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by RealFakeBrandon

Preview
If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises “Well it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of ra...

"Well, it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of rational inquiry."

2 days ago 120 19 8 17

You know who I would love to see do a door dash to the White House? A coroner.

1 week ago 629 75 20 5
Post image Post image

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

1 week ago 11245 3799 533 998

Scott Aukerman proven right once again

1 week ago 5 0 0 0
A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections:

Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again."

Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m
Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired."

•..
Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m
He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged.

Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m
Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions."

...
Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m
Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately.
"The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

1 week ago 10182 2849 47 285

A couple more accusers and he could probably get on Gavin Newsom's

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Why doesn't everyone just ignore the NY Times? The bad/despicable outweighs whatever good is to be found and you can find your puzzles elesehere. Outside the scuzzy real estate class I don't understand anyone wasting time with their garbage. Choke 'em out. They don't even have comics, the creeps.

2 weeks ago 238 43 11 4

Adam Strange

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Alongside mr irish vampire from preacher, it seems

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0
Advertisement

Nothing to add beyond a very sincere "Yikes"

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

This cartoony twist on your usual style is a lot of fun. So much motion!

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Definitely worth mass-blocking that Moments to Remember slop account

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Just a reminder that this account just makes things up and presents them as news. It's lib fan fiction. Nothing from the Halfway Post is real.

They pretend it's satire, but what is this even satirizing? What's the commentary? What's the joke?

4 weeks ago 3795 662 78 0

This positively *wrecked* me on first viewing

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
“KILLING OF ROAD RUNNER”
Chris Farren, 2021
Watercolor/ink

“KILLING OF ROAD RUNNER” Chris Farren, 2021 Watercolor/ink

Remembering the time that @lessthankyle.bsky.social mailed me a print of this with no name or return address. He was the first person I guessed sent it and I was right. Says a lot about the man.

1 month ago 405 50 9 2

I've been staring at this for at least three minutes. I can't look away

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
A sand-colored depicting as meaty-pawed tiger greedily clutching a collection of birds--a flamingo, a penguin, and a duck--beneath text reading GO GET 'EM TIGER

A sand-colored depicting as meaty-pawed tiger greedily clutching a collection of birds--a flamingo, a penguin, and a duck--beneath text reading GO GET 'EM TIGER

A blue T-shirt depicting a red-white-and-blue-colored whiskey glass extending its two cartoon-gloved middle fingers. Text reads, TWO FINGERS, NO I.C.E.

A blue T-shirt depicting a red-white-and-blue-colored whiskey glass extending its two cartoon-gloved middle fingers. Text reads, TWO FINGERS, NO I.C.E.

Two new designs with some pretty...dissimilar vibes now up in the RealFakeThings store

tless.link/realfakethings

1 month ago 0 1 0 0
Advertisement
Preview
a man with curly hair and a beard is looking at another man Alt: Two characters from the television program "Lost;" the Man In Black, and his counterpart, Jacob ("the Man In White")
1 month ago 18 0 1 0

This looks like Paul Chadwick's Concrete standing next to Carmen Sandiego

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

1 month ago 2663 384 29 17

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

1 month ago 4232 2104 34 30
Preview
Amazon's $8 billion Anthropic investment balloons to $61 billion The cloud giant holds convertible notes in Anthropic. As the AI startup raises more money, this debt converts to equity.

If the Washington Post story above sounds like PR for Anthropic, that's because it is! Amazon has invested billions of dollars in Anthropic. Jeff Bezos, of course, owns both the Washington Post and Amazon.

1 month ago 932 284 13 20
Preview
Paramount Skydance Poised to Acquire Warner Bros. Discovery After Netflix Bows Out of Bidding War Paramount Skydance is poised to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery now that Netflix has declined to increase its existing offer valued at $83 billion.

To other film festivals out there, especially those of you that regularly platform films from the major studios. Now seems like a great time to NOT DO THAT. If three total companies are going to own the world we all have a responsibility to work harder than ever to discover and platform new voices.

1 month ago 164 60 2 1
Video

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

1 month ago 9959 1385 267 119

Sometimes The Onion feels oddly personal

1 month ago 25 0 0 0

The ongoing campaign to harass Jamelle Bouie off of this site fucking sucks.

Hold your thoughts up to the light if you can't handle a smart Black guy occasionally saying something you don't agree with (or don't understand). He's not the problem.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

1 month ago 6390 1947 48 79
Advertisement

An entire state's gov't enacting no-upside laws just to make the lives of 300 taxpayers more difficult. Vile, unforgivable, petty shit.

Reminds me of Kentucky passing laws about trans kids playing school sports when there appeared to be only 1 trans student athlete in their whole system.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
Spider-Man angrily squinting at his iPhone

Spider-Man angrily squinting at his iPhone

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with.

1 month ago 5373 506 87 13