……right. Good one. Really made me chuckle

……Am I supposed to feel threatened?

Not like that!

I just realized how that sounded the moment it escaped my mouth

In terms of seeing what would give a Kryptonian a work out, I mean.

Supergirl working out? Now that I’d like to see.

// Speaking of schway, I’ve been thinking of this.

Spoilers for Superman / Spider-Man

“Fair enough. Well, imagine a psychotic murdering clown with a sick sense of humor. You picturing him? Good.

What you pictured isn’t nearly as horrible as The Joker.”

“Wow. You know, you should probably get out more.”

“If you think a monster like The Joker can be redeemed, you probably took too many blows to the head”

Nope.

shrugs

“They’re really good. Shame that was the last one.”

“Sorry. I’m getting a phone call.”

“Boobs are nice.

Butt…”

“………No.”

shoves the last one in his mouth

I missed a #SeductiveSunday or two in the past.

…I may have been otherwise occupied.

It’s still morning

shoves cookies into his mouth

“Ugh. Long day.”

“Me? Batman? Do I look like I could be Batman?

If so, I’m flattered. I do work out regularly.”

Nice save, Terry.

“Uh…probably?

You mean, you haven’t noticed it? There have been sightings of different bat suits.

I mean, that wouldn’t be enough on its own. But their build is different. Not to mention their fighting styles.

Some where black. Some where blue. Some have a red bat on the chest.”

“It’s admirable. Not sure why more heroes don’t quip. Heck. If they’re gonna wear a costume, they might as well have a bit of fun.

….Unless you’re Batman.

…Well, the original at least.”

“Spider-Folks, from what I hear, have a good sense of humor. I like that. Never met her but I assume she’s the same way.”

“Wouldn’t mind being part of that harem.”

[Master Terry. I would not say that out loud. They have super hearing.]

“Yeah. But they aren’t actively listening.”

stretches

he looks up

“Wow. Well, I meant people. But then again, people have been strange forever.”

“People in this era of time are a little strange.”

“…I should probably stop teasing. Seems like a bad idea.”

“Someone isn’t schway enough to steal from Batman…”

I’m very smug right now