So many questions.

I'm afraid to ask, but what happens at 11:59?

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At least 5% believing that pterodactyls are dinosaurs is a true indictment of the American education system.

A tiny black one cup Bialetti next to a plain metal three cup Bialetti.

It's so cute.

Congrats on your little morning jog! Always good to get back to where you started.

Whereas clicking the link to read the terms implies agreeing to the terms.

Trying to imagine the sad life of the person who felt the need to inform me that I'm not allowed to play *with* my kids on the playground, because the sign says it's only for persons under the age of 15.

I can't see the election changing anyone's mind. Trump didn't vote himself into office twice, or force congress to sit back and do nothing while he waged an illegal war that explicitly violates the constitutional limits placed on his power. The US doesn't have a Trump problem, it has a US problem.

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Yes, for at least two weeks now.

That's 1.15 €/l. I think the last time gas was that cheap here was around 2004.

I still remember the good old days of the municipal serial bus.

Sturm UND drang? In dieser Wirtschaftslage?

When given the choice between a goat and a car, always choose the goat.

Can I switch to the open door?

It's *very* suspicious that the entry only exists in the *English* Wiktionary. As a native German speaker I've never the word before. While the meaning is clear, it sounds very clunky.

A Magnolia in full bloom with the sun behind it.

Screenshot from tagesschau.de with headline "Bereichern sich Mineralölkonzerne am Spritpreis?" which translates to "Are oil companies profiting from fuel prices?"

German news may have just figured out the super secret business model of oil companies.

Can't wait for the announcement of the inaugural FIFAbel prize recipient.

.@nadim.computer is looking for an intern: symbolic.software/blog/2026-03...

Now, that's blatantly untrue! What you mean is that they can't do so efficiently.
And technically we don't know that, we'd just be very surprised.

I was kind of hoping this would catch on, alas...

I'm assuming it's a subscription?

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. Viñeta de Tintin El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?". Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles". A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.

I'm so sorry you're all going to have to go through this. 😟

Note: this drop in attendance was attributed to two main factors.

(1) The impact of drastic cuts to science and research funding in the United States

(2) The fact that many non-US researchers don't feel safe visiting

The first sucks. The second disqualifies the US from ANY future consideration.

Maybe I should reconsider my career in cake decorating. 🤔

My physio: You should stop if something causes pain.
Also my physio: Does this hurt? Good, then we're hitting the right spot.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. Viñeta de Tintin El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?". Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles". A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.