What did you have to do to get it?

If Virginia Democrats had any balls they’d go for an 11-0 map

I am not an expert but you’re definitely going to need new packing nuts

Vote Yes on April 21st to send 10 Abigail Spanbergers to the US House of Representatives next year

A steakhouse that advertises “barely legal” rare steaks

I am voting Yes for more marbles

they’re okay as long as they have the epsom salts in them

Don’t forget: If you voted early at the court house or county government building or whatever, you can vote again at your normal polling place for a double vote

goddamn it

After this year, Virginia’s congressional delegation is going to be 10 Eugene Vindmans and one Rand Paul-adjacent Republican

For some reason, a lot of these advocacy groups think I’m Black

Lawn sign reading “Virginians against gerrymandering! Vote no on the Constitutional Amendment”

Some signage at the polling place from Virginians Against Gerrymandering, also known as VAG

Selfie with the opossum RVA Votes sticker

One hundredth ballot cast at Forest Hill Presbyterian Church at about 7:30 AM

I see a crying kid, I give them candy, because I am a naturally nurturing man

nice and wet

@eitmonline.bsky.social the trouble with the bumper dumper is you get tish on your truck nuts

More like Isaiah Fartenstein

the toll of lifetime crawling in and out of tight spaces carrying heavy pipes and tools

no savories????

Potatoes and eggs frying in two cast iron pans

Two eggs over easy, bacon, and home fries

Good morning, wanted to go to the diner for breakfast but everyone woke up and ate cereal when I wasn’t paying attention morning

We all know that the freaks come out at night, what this paper presupposes is: what if that’s not the only time?

Two eggs over easy, scrapple if they have it, home fries, rye toast
Coffee, Bloody Mary if they have booze/OJ or grapefruit juice if no booze
Sometimes an omelette or biscuits & gravy or chipped beef

I am patiently waiting for everyone to get up so we can go get some diner breakfast

🎶well, you went downtown looking for some cheap cuisine
You were wearing your casual clothes
You had some chipped beef toast in your hand
And a spoon in your joe🎶

Putting the biscuit in the Stank-oven

In the meantime, however, you need to find some pickled tomatoes

you need to find it in your heart to make your own

Rosemary? What the fuck?

Selfie at the finish line of the Monument Ave 10K

I’m here you fuckass bitch

A bunny next to my grill

Don’t worry. My buddy’s got his eye on the grill