I see a crying kid, I give them candy, because I am a naturally nurturing man

nice and wet

@eitmonline.bsky.social the trouble with the bumper dumper is you get tish on your truck nuts

More like Isaiah Fartenstein

the toll of lifetime crawling in and out of tight spaces carrying heavy pipes and tools

no savories????

Potatoes and eggs frying in two cast iron pans

Two eggs over easy, bacon, and home fries

Good morning, wanted to go to the diner for breakfast but everyone woke up and ate cereal when I wasn’t paying attention morning

We all know that the freaks come out at night, what this paper presupposes is: what if that’s not the only time?

Two eggs over easy, scrapple if they have it, home fries, rye toast
Coffee, Bloody Mary if they have booze/OJ or grapefruit juice if no booze
Sometimes an omelette or biscuits & gravy or chipped beef

I am patiently waiting for everyone to get up so we can go get some diner breakfast

🎶well, you went downtown looking for some cheap cuisine
You were wearing your casual clothes
You had some chipped beef toast in your hand
And a spoon in your joe🎶

Putting the biscuit in the Stank-oven

In the meantime, however, you need to find some pickled tomatoes

you need to find it in your heart to make your own

Rosemary? What the fuck?

Selfie at the finish line of the Monument Ave 10K

I’m here you fuckass bitch

A bunny next to my grill

Don’t worry. My buddy’s got his eye on the grill

Hell yeah

See all you guys down a Dino’s bar and grill

Just a small marijuana cigarette

The Pinner: preferred by chopped uncs everywhere

lots of good stuff in this silent auction benefiting the Westover Hills PTA #rva
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yes, it is very good

Crock of kraut

Sauerkraut unpacked into a Rubbermaid container

Sauerkraut unpacking day

🤓

The master of riffs

I always love set pieces:
-Someone is looking for something: if it was up your ass, you’d know where it was
-someone says a word that ends in “er”: I hardly know her
-hi hungry, I’m Dad

gotta tell it in person. If I ever put it on here in a thread, I will tag you

Judgment Wight

You ever hear the one about the pig with one wooden leg?

I took a quick look at the schedule for the Allianz amphitheater this summer, and boy is it a stinker