It’s my birthday, jerks! #mussoandfrank

Since Swalwell once voted to “appreciate” ICE maybe they can come to his rescue?

The Trump White Flag (tm): the most elegant surrender experience money can buy!

Today I learned about “bimbofication.” What will tomorrow bring?!

Woody Guthrie was wrong about what kinds of things kill fascists.

Guy too short to serve has an idea.

CPAC looks like a telethon that’s trying to make a disease worse.

On this, this 115th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire, let’s take a moment to think about the poor customers who never got their “shirtwaists.”

When you set the airbrush machine to “Keith Haring doodle.”

Someone do an AI of Chuck Norris being greeted in heaven by Richard Lynch. (And Jesus.)

Imagine 14 kids not being the grossest thing about your family.

Someone shove @fetterman.senate.gov off his beanstalk.

Just checking, why did you vote to confirm a woman who once murdered a puppy?

Does Markwayne even have a passport?

Talaretterman? Fetterico?

“A misspoke.” This hillbilly should be sitting on a porch drinking from a jug with Xs on it.

Just be clear: you will no longer be voting to “appreciate” ICE?

But you voted to “thank” ICE for “protecting the homeland.” I’m confused!!!

Which “Carry On” movie is this?

When Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor goes to prison he should find the meanest, toughest guy on the yard and walk right up to him and… say “tut tut old fellow!”

My favorite David Lee Roth music video

Bovino flying back to El Centro on the back of a hummingbird.

“Echo” is fancy “Are.”

I seek peace, quiet, and solitude. So I bought a ticket for a Saturday night screening of “Melania.”

Middle aged white lady carrying a blue poster board sign with the words SEE YOU AT NUREMBERG FUCKERS

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

Who?

There are so many weirdo amateur actors in Marty Supreme I’m kinda hurt I wasn’t asked.

You the same guy who voted to “express gratitude” to ICE back in June?

It seems like ICE agents don’t know what getting run over by a car looks like and I hope someone shows them.