here we go! 🍄the mushroom kingdom in 35mm, epic universe 2026 ✨

new recent hobby to combat doomscrolling has been cooking elaborate dinners for my fiancee. apple cider braised chicken with carrots and whipped potatoes, caramelized leek and shallot mac and cheese, herb butter steak with twice baked potatoes and brussel sprouts.

flower garden focaccia, featuring tomatoes, rosemary, and basil from my garden, topped with homemade white wine seasoned salt. please clap.

homemade chicken parm with spicy vodka sauce and my wife-to-be. can i get a hell fucking yeah

my fiancée is in the middle of a three week vacation and i told myself i’d start learning elaborate bread baking in her absence. my first focaccia, topped with homemade white wine salt and herbs from my garden. please clap, happy pride

I’m so glad we did it!!

last mobile ordered bud lite in the pizzerizzo banquet room. never forgive them for taking this from you.

a lot of disney parks merch is not my thing these days, but my mom bought me this castle spire olive oil bottle last weekend and i’m just! obsessed!

I don’t like Abu Dhabi.

Years ago I traveled with a friend to Yas Island around 2007/2008.

He & I were platonic and we’re going to be staying in separate rooms.

We flew into Abu Dhabi Airport (now Zayed) & were immediately detained.

They took our phones and accused us of extramarital relations.

i’ll miss you, Mama Melrose’s 💔

epic universe opens THIS MONTH ✨📸 on 35mm film

it’s alive! ✨⚡️ frankenstein manor on 35mm film

can’t wait for you all to cry as much as i did when you get here 💛

it pains me to say it but

omg we can epic post merch that means yall get to meet my new best friend Captain Cacao, the chocolatier bear

A digital illustration of Miss Piggy and Kermit from the Muppets based on the painting “The Kiss” by Gustav Klimt. The overall painting is various golds and yellows with graphic black rectangles and squares and swirling dark yellow circles nested within each other. There are also lots of little purple, blue, and red flowers covering Kermit’s body.

😚 💖 #muppets

i’ve been nervous to talk too much about epic, but god, Monsters: Unchained is incredible. so many surprises and scares! possibly the spookiest part was when Dracula stopped our vehicle to look me right in the eyes, and told me he was going to marry my dad?

things and people like this are gonna get us through. don’t forget fun everyone

truly a dream and an honor to get to have the prom i’ve always dreamed of with my love! 🐀🍕🪩 thank you to everyone who came out to Pizzerizzo Prom! my heart is so full from meeting so many friends irl and seeing how many people came out!

PizzeRizzo Prom was an absolute delight. What a great, creative group of people to gather with to celebrate the end of this fine establishment!

I love the idea, but the audio in the room itself is pretty loud and we don’t want to disturb the rest of the guests or get in trouble with the park! See you soon!

Aerial look at the portal to The Isle of Berk, at night.

ONLY TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE EVENT OF THE YEAR
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PIZZERIZZO PROM, an unofficial fan meetup to pay tribute to the greatest quick service to ever exist
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SATURDAY 2.8.25 11AM-2(ish??)PM
Pay your respects! Wear a silly outfit! Make friends!

absolutely! i’m sure we’ll go over throughout the afternoon and pay our respects!!!

IN JUST 3 WEEKS
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PIZZERIZZO PROM is happening! an unofficial fan meetup to celebrate the city’s top rated pizza!
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wear what makes you comfortable—dressy prom attire, muppet inspired bounds, a cute outfit! theme park guest appropriate!

@alicia.social @melschnef.bsky.social I’m getting ready!!!

and a further godspeed to Chester & Hester’s 💛 this building is so full of charm and wit and detail and character and i’ll miss it so dearly. “you don’t need to go to the end of the earth, you’re here now!”

shot on black and white 35mm film

godspeed, Dino-Rama 🙏i have such nostalgia for your kitsch and detail and will miss you so dearly.
shot on black and white 35mm film

ONE MONTH FROM TODAY
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11AM-2SH PM SAT 2/8/25

BE THERE WEARING UR PROM BEST!

Oh, this is already happening! Organized by @melschnef.bsky.social

PIZZERIZZO PROM 2.8.25
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