am i going batshit or does the whopper jingle have the same tune as the goofy goober song

this reminded me of a picture i took a couple months ago

we have the same birthday!

i fucking hate ai. thank you goodbye

researching harry truman at 4 in the morning bc i found out we have the same birthday

i love Johnny Cash, another good one is Marty Robbins. regular country isn't my style but cowboy country's where it's at

oh my god imagine hearing The Devil Went Down to Georgia live

i've never liked country music, but i can confidently say that isn't true anymore. i only like the kind of country music a cowboy would like

i'll be having a good day and then my printer will act up

that's awesome!! i've been wanting to get a CRT TV too, one day 🙏🏻

happy for you!

you're literally stunning

grief never goes away

i've been playing Red Dead Redemption! specifically the Undead Nightmare DLC

I LOVE U SO BAD

Twitch Twitch is the world

been streaming on twitch recently, so if anyone wants to pop in next stream u can! twitch.tv/shimmeringellie

u look like that in my heart

screenshot from whatsapp: "Summarize 1 unread" text: "i see"

i beg. can we be so for real.

LMAOOOOOO

real

what a coincidence, i love both derry girls and you!!

headline: "Charlie Kirk mentor dies in freak pickleball accident"

guys can we be so for real. this is the most meme-able sentence i've ever seen in my life

gas is almost $4 already. i miss like a week ago when it was like $3.10 bro

missing liam payne

yeah ur right, if i don't get that check today (which will make it a week) i'll do something like that. i'm so mad

they both live on their phones so i know they saw my shit

screenshot of a post i tried to make that was over the character limit: "still haven't gotten my last check from my old job and i was told it was put in the mail a week ago. i live 5 miles from the fuckin place and not only that, but i was told i could pick my check up. i showed up and magically, it had been mailed. i don't think it was put in the mail at all because it doesn't take this long to mail literally anything, i live FIVE MILES AWAY. i'm so mad and they're dodging me and i have no idea what the fuck to do"

screenshot of a text to my old manager: "hey nick sorry to bother you but can you bring my check up to todd? i know you're all pissed at me for leaving like i did, and i get it and i'm sorry but the sooner i get my money the sooner none of yall will have to deal with me i appreciate your guidance and friendship these past few months. i feel worse for you than for todd that i dipped like that"

screenshot of a text to my old boss "hey todd, sorry to bother you but i haven't gotten my check in the mail and it's been a week. maybe you can cancel that one and send a new one?"

yeah :)

i'm getting emotional because i saw old pictures of my brother and i can't believe he's grown now

take more pictures. of you, of your loved ones, of pretty things you see outside. the self deprecation will wear off and a picture you used to hate of yourself could be your favorite in a year. life comes at you fast, make memories every day and love even more.

like i wanted a $5,000 loan, and they said to do a $5,000 secured loan i'd have to have $5,000 already and i'd be borrowing from myself??