Hey, want to see photos from my trip abroad? These are the buildings I saw, and this is me holding food, look at the boats we saw! Here’s my significant other standing in front of an old church, here are the mountains we saw! Where are you going you’re being rude I have a thousand left

Haha - love to know how casually I dropped that one

Nothin worse than buying four pints of ice cream and getting home to a blackout.

Actually, there are probably some worse things

A lot of ailments and disorders include confusion on the list and that isn’t helping me narrow it down

Thanks for the alert, Sherlock.

Hey there - I’m your handle doppelgänger - follow me at @secunda on Twitter as this weird thing doesn’t have a DM option yet