Posts by Gnu
Between the Artemis mission and Project Hail Mary, Im so overwhelmed by love for space I could come unglued
DO IT COWARD
Got off work early, got a hot dog, got a tea, watching the astronauts come home
What a good fucking day
Second funniest joke, the rocket takes off and you hear "April fools, we're going to Mars"
Imagine if NASA gets to the launch today and the rocket takes off in a huge cloud of smoke, and as it clears, you see that the rocket is still there with a sign that says "April Fool's!"
Me willingly drinking an energy drink at work because Im so exhausted is the closest thing Ill get to feeling like a big time CEO and doing cocaine in my skyrise office to make it through my 30 hour work day
This is the first good company/ boss Ive worked for, so Im REALLY hoping it carries through ahaha
Please dont let this job fall into chaos with the best manager ever leaving...
MORE 👏 LEATHER DADDY 👏 MOOMIN 👏
I really want to be excited for new Pokémon, but with SV being so fucking bad and the new game requiring you to buy their ridiculous "new" system, I cant even pretend to care anymore. They just crank out shit because people will buy it, and Im just tired of it, and it makes me really sad
Im trying to condition my mom with positive reinforcement to recognize and reject Al. If we can teach dogs to fear rattlesnakes, I think I can teach my mom to hate Al
Pros and cons of running out of medication with no insrunace:
Pros: Horny again, Can eat grapefruit
Cons: Everything else, I cant function
Happy hearts day everyone <3
Welp, Liquid Death made an AI commercial, guess Im never buying their shit again
Plus, lets be honest, Blitz is kinda hot
Everyone's been shoving the home team down my throat since I got to Seattle, so why not oblige? It's the Superbowl after all!
Go Hawks :>
Also did an old timey photo version just for fun
What a catch!
Comm for @seifburd.bsky.social and @shrimpbizkit.bsky.social !
Its silly, but I think thats why I like it, its fun ahahaha, and I think their face is super cute in that one too!
Honks them anyway
Ohhhhhh, I love *v*
Im in love
And that last one is killing me ahahaha
Beautiful, perfect, no notes
Im insatiable for tits today...
Big, small, any gender, all of them
Please show me your oc's boobs
Pretty bird :>
Comm for @purplebunz.bsky.social !
THATS MY BOY
I’ll see yall next year ✨
Break out the nog, here she comes