The People You're Paying to Be in Shorts | Dorktown YouTube video by Secret Base

the video in question (also an all-timer)

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6:30 p.m. cocktails, 7:00 p.m. dinner. #themasters YouTube video by The Masters

The Masters’ official account posting a video of the champions’ dinner using an all-timer of a backing track already used by @jonbois.bsky.social

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God bless The Green Card Five

Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

one day you’re the son of the greatest F1 driver in the world and a universally beloved top prospect expected to follow in his footseps, the next you’re crashing two corners into your indycar career bc sting ray robb did something stupid

coward x

fuck that, get fed simulator

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

This game cannot be boring to me so long as a patriots shut out remains a possibility

BENITO ULTRAS

❤️

This Championship Game Preview Sponsored By Big Ten Bacta Tanks Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 14/01/2026 · 1h 20m

the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social national championship preview starts with a solid nine minutes about how great it is to watch ICE agents eat shit on ice podcasts.apple.com/kh/podcast/t...

watching people fall over in general is eternally funny but this is even better

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

I have bought formula legends and mario & rabbids since both were on sale, less than £20 for both is lovely

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

NO CHEESES FOR US MEECES

those AI specs won’t pay for themselves

Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

if anyone out there is looking to pay a monthly subscription to Facebook then I have a bag of magic beans that I might be willing to sell

it doesn’t shock me one bit that the man doing the NFT grift live on TV with Paris Hilton would stoop this low

I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON

hipster derby, 3000 words

gonna vote for Ryan Nanni and I’m not even a yank

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

have yet to find a bad shop located in a mill

doing business

at least I wasn’t the initial cause

(just helped it continue)

Kendrick x Cantina Band goes so much harder than it has any right to

I just think he’s neat!