If you attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, you should be legally barred from using the term "journalist" to describe yourself from that point on.

It is unthinkable that the pettiest, most self-absorbed human ever to walk the earth would just...ignore an assassination attempt if it actually happened.

Said it then and saying it now, he 100% staged it.

Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:

Good kitty 😻

The thing with Gen X and music is that yes we had grunge but we also had rock and funk and hip hop and rap and pop and house and trance and lounge and reggae and soul and Gregorian chants ffs.

Good effing riddance.

As long as she doesn't come back to the PNW! We don't want her.

Truth, right here…👇

Pass. It. On. 😎✨

CNN had him at 100% 😂😂😂

After my boss, the #3 guy in my agency, said to me IN WRITING that "on this your recommendation is gospel" regarding something on which I am a subject matter expert, he promptly recommended the exact opposite to our agency head.

Because of course he did.

Temporary Squeaker Mike is so dumb it hurts.

Christians,

donald trump isn't your savior, he's your test.

A tweet from Representative Thomas Massie that reads: I just viewed 2 Top Secret FISA docs. 1) FISA Court opinion that raises serious concerns about FBI implementation of FISA 702. 2) letter by Senator Wyden describing a secret government interpretation of FISA law. The Constitution requires I vote No on FISA 702 reauthorization.

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about.

Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

Unsurprised.

How did it do? Did it make sense, or was it a hot stupid mess?

We had to do extra training and get the ok from on high to use it, but I did all that and there's projects that have been made so much simpler, even if the output is crap. I can fix that - it's the getting it from brain to paper the first time that's hard and time consuming. I like it!

And also it tells lies!! Gotta keep an eyeball on it and it's shenanigans 😂

I have an agency example on that too! There are so many cool things we can do with this if we go about it right. I'm no expert and my agency is SUPER paranoid about using this tool but there's some super interesting use cases 😊

Actual footage of me right now!!

Remind me to tell you about the AI hogwash copilot gave me about ESF 14 🙄😂

I was just thinking that! 🫪🤯

SAME!!

"the demon state of Oregon" wants nothing to do with this fool 😂😂😂

Zero surprises here. Lori Chavez-DeRemer is known by those in the PNW to be a horrible human.

If Trump is innocent, prove it.

If you're a politician and don't support rapists or pedophiles, prove it.

If you're a politician and aren't complicit in Epstein's crimes, prove it.

Release the full, unredacted #Epstein files.

“Look, I appreciate the pope’s efforts, but he just doesn’t understand Catholicism” is such a funny stance that so many people are taking. I’m not Catholic but I’m pretty sure the pope knows ball, so to speak.

WARREN: I want to understand how slashing healthcare for families so Meta gets a $3b tax cut is a 'really good outcome for the American public'

IRS CEO BISIGNANO: I don't see the two as correlated

W: Those tax cuts were paid for by pushing people off their healthcare. Did you not follow that?

Super Typhoon Sinlaku, Earth's Strongest Tropical Cyclone Of 2026, Hammering Saipan, Tinian, Guam It rapidly intensified to Category 5 status last weekend. Now it's slamming the U.S. Northern Marianas and Guam with intense winds, surge and rainfall flooding. Here's the latest on this storm.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Would someone alert Piggy and whoever is in charge of FEMA that Guam is a US Territory and that its residents are US Citizens!
Also, remind Whiskey Pete that there are two military bases there, too.

Don’t overlook these two big parts of your housing payment Not all monthly costs are tied to mortgage rates.

While most homebuyers focus on the price of the home and mortgage rates, they often overlook two big, nonnegotiable costs: property taxes and insurance.

A study found these two bills account for about 21 percent of the average monthly housing payment.