Living here in Northern Ireland
On the shores of Belfast Lough
Some days I just watch the boats go by
Other days I just sit and gawk

Sorry, I'll get my coat...

Let's not put too much weight on an article published in The Guardian

Sorry Howdy, but Spain and China can't sign deals. Spain is an EU member and all deals have to be EU wide.

Cheap suits instead of black shirts, but Farage is still just a pound shop Oswald Mosley

You could swap the word "job" for the word "head" in that post quite easily

Think it's only the fossil fuels sponsored politicians and right wing press that tell us we must hate them. Aesthetically I find they're very pleasing to look at, both on and off shore.

Happily take that bunker moment. A heart attack, a stroke, a thrombotic embolism or a 7.62mm from 300 yards... Even a 9 iron sliced shot TaylorMade TP5 ball to the back of his head! Make Golf Great Again

Nearly as rife as filing stations for crimes against ordinary working people

Hopefully Trumps arch fails to get built for similar reasons

He wouldn't have the concentration to write something this lengthy and stay on point.

He's trying the best he can

Hold the packet in your right hand with the label correctly orientated and facing you. Open the packet with your left hand and voila! No paper instructions in the way. I always consider it a small win for us lefties in this right handed world.

Looks like he still believes all the previous lies and only had a problem with the most recent lies.

You sure they haven't just ordered a dumpster?

George Martin produced it, Phil Spector overproduced it.

Usually they come with a small yappy dog who love to bite at fingers

Nothing lasts forever and this too shall pass. It may be generations before some of these things are forgiven if not forgotten, so bridges should not necessarily be burned

A traitor?

Surely not the same Russia that Donald Trump works for?

Straight to prison and do not pass go would be nice too

Next week, cancel his Daily Mail subscription

The VW Beetle went on to sell millions even with Hitler's early connection to the vehicle. Tesla sales/resales will be an interesting thing to watch over the next year. Unfortunately people have short memories

When you're a dictator, you can't have people listening to news not provided by your own channel. Works well in North Korea and other countries with tin pot dictators

Fucktard takes it to the next level

Rhymes with kite

Could be your shortest and scariest story so far Mr King

Unfortunately not all racists are uneducated

We used to spend the Irish coins alongside the UK coins here in Northern Ireland up until the new smaller 5p and 10p coins came out. Florin with a fish was the most common

Yes, simply rent the same make/model as your own car for 24 hours and swap your old ¾ worn tyres and wheels over. Best £60 you'll ever spend.

That's how it should be and with teaspoons to the bottom. You are absolved my son, go forth and continue to rearrange the wrong