Posts by jared
this happened to me. sorry,
putting in the effort to curate is healthy internet living!
Retro Magenta G1 Hot Rod, Legacy Toy-Style Ultra Magnus, and Missing Link toy colors Arcee.
two thousand and five?!
Missing Link Sunstreaker mounted in a red frame with a white grid background on a black red gradient.
Age of the Primes g1 toy-style Ultra Magnus.
ok this ones pretty sick too
Legacy era Squeezeplay, Fangry, and Horri-Bull figures.
the boys are back in town
A big billboard with a picture of Jimmy the frog wearing sunglasses stands outside the city with the text "Get ready for JIMMY COOL". A couple, also wearing sunglasses, look up at the billboard, and one says "I'm not feeling Jimmy Cool." Heathcliff stands by them in front of the billboard, looking annoyed, next to Jimmy, who's stoically wearing the same cool shades.
22 Jul 2025
Jimmy, wearing sunglasses, stands in front of a storefront with "Jimmy Cool Life Coach" painted in huge letters on its window. Heathcliff watches from across the street, visibly sad, as Iggy asks him "How's business?"
10 Sep 2025
Optimus Prime Beanie Bouncer. It’s a plush Optimus Prime head ball.
Tag reads: Optimus Prime. My birthday is September 17
i was gifted Transformers “Beanie Bouncers”
Optimus Prime’s birthday is coming up soon
Kamen Rider Gavv screenshot. Shows room with text overlaid: The Worst is yet to come in the president's scheme! Who will decide the fate of humanity?
watching THE NEWS
Twincast was providing the soundtrack
Studio Series 86 Megatron points a purple gun at Studio Series 86 Optimus Prime, emulating the movie scene.
the purple pew pew comes from a five year old accessory kit
Studio Series 86 Megatron reclines unorthodoxly in the purple throne holding an Energon cube.
Studio Series 86 Megatron next to Earthrise Megatron
siege Megatron’s reign of terror is over
why do they call it Dragonair when Dragonite in air at night
legacy steeljaw, rewind, and ramhorn
can’t find the blue one rn but wow. finally
Heathcliff and Jimmy the frog walk down the sidewalk. Heathcliff is wearing a pink helmet that says HEAT, and Jimmy is wearing a matching pink helmet that says HUMIDITY, the helmet too big on his tiny frog head. A sweating man and a woman watch them pass from behind a white fence, and the man says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
07 Jul 2025
the fifth doctor is smiling and wearing a strange helmet on a screen. subtitles read: WOMAN: What an enchanting smile.
Metroplexiglass
just noticed the “m” in the alt mode. neat touch
for Scrounge it could stand for “man, i love being alive”
Micronus Prime smaller figure.
scrounge scrounge scrounge
oh yeahhhh that model is nicer
Swan Boy in a Chain of Strength t shirt shouting "FUCK ICE"
it’s the best Nemesis colorway by a mile
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