I got my first troll on Bluesky! Someone who thought that calling me gay was an insult. 😝

They quote-skeeted me (is that the right phrase, kids?) so I just hit Detach Quote… then Block!

It’s that simple! Don’t engage! BlueSky has some really cool safety features. Don’t hesitate to use them.

I forgot my earbuds at home today, so I've been rawdogging my work environment.

😩 Dear, sweet gods, I dislike this auditory landscape!

Deadpool & Wolverine is a bloody, tattered love letter to the 20th Century Fox era of Marvel films, and it was an absolutely fantastic experience.

Huzzah! DMs have finally been added!

Don't forget to check your settings to make sure you're able to receive DMs from the people you want DMs from.

🤣

I hope crashes her car (single car scenario, not taking anyone else's car out with her) while trying to record someone.

Not yet. And video isn't supported either.

A black-and-white photo of famous pie recipient Anita Bryant standing at a microphone

Did someone say Pie Day?

A program from a touring production of the musical "Mean Girls" at the Hult Center for the Performing Arts in front of a bag that reads "Get in loser. We're going shopping."

I'm so ready.

A bearded individual looks bored.

POV: It's Monday and you're the packets of shipment paperwork that I need to go through and invoice our customers for.

What the fuck.

This sunrise is incredible. 😍

A beautiful calico cat rests her front paws on the arm, sleeved in green sweatshirt, of a human person.

I feel so loved!

An individual with their left arm in a sling gives a thumbs up with their right hand while giving an uneasy grin.

The weekend is almost here, friends!

If you see this, post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.

Did anyone else not like Pete Buttigeig's response? People like Mike Johnson don't hate us because they haven't had dinner with us. And even if that was the reason, the reason doesn't matter. Don't invite people over when they're trying to eradicate you. I'm so tired of being expected to go high.

The self-proclaimed 'Witchfinder General', Matthew Hopkins with two of his female vistims. The woman to the right is Elizabeth Clark, naming her imps, or familiars, which Hopkins claimed, under oath, he had seen in her cell. The names are given as Ilemauzar, Pyewackett, Pecke in the Crowne, Griezzell Greedigutt, Jarmara, Saoke & Sugar, Newes, and Vinegar Tom. Clark was hanged on this evidence. Frontispiece to Hopkin's Discovery of Witches, 1647.

In the market for a pet? Our imp is named Calliope. 🐱

A person could spend 20 years paying their rent on time, prioritizing rent over credit cards or other debt repayment and completely destroying their credit to remain a good tenant, only to be turned down for another rental due to their credit score. It's bullshit.

No potential tenant should ever be turned down for a poor credit score so long as paying rent on time does not have a positive effect on the credit score.

What an adorable pair!

Reskeet if you've ever:
- self-harmed
- attempted suicide
- been to a therapist
- cancelled on things because you don't have the energy to live
- lied about being okay
- had a panic attack in a public bathroom

the world needs to know how common these things are.

Mm, always.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

I would never slander boobs! Of course, I wouldn't do much else with them either.

I only wear two kinds of shirt to work: solid color tees or patterned short sleeve button-up shirts. That said, I also have a bunch of graphic tees that I wear outside of work. When I have to be clothed, anyway.

I've never really been interested in them; growing up I could never understand what the big deal was.

Gender is a performance, and I got the worst reviews of my life trying to play the role that I was first given.

My body isn't a temple, it's a motel on the outskirts of town that rents rooms by the hour.