I really don't feel like working today, which is unfortunate because I really didn't feel like working yesterday or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that either

I’ve only been there twice, but it’s incredible

That checks out

That’s also a solid option

Add a little chili oil your sinuses will be clear in no time

Johnny and V, screenshot from Cyberpunk

Johnny Silverhand

Oh no gay

Fuck off!

My super productive weekend

Since I have to work tomorrow, I’m doing an early celebration and plan to be more interesting and less grumpy all day

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

A selfie of me with beaded twists in my hair and wearing brown lipstick with red blonde eyebrows that look frosted with white

My eyebrows have finally gone frosted tips enough that they look white instead of bald and I’m loving it.

In this age of pedo beauty standards, I plan to embrace being a hag.

Yeah, she used to have a full tail, but then something fell over in my office and she panicked and it fell off. Nervous little thing, but I adore her.

A frog butt crested gecko hanging out on a bottle of gum in front of some monitors.

Coworker hard at work

I came out of my office, super frustrated and ready to choke someone to the sound of spawn upstairs (short school day because of testing) singing Yakuza game karaoke songs in Japanese and seriously, best part of my day thus far.

Temp dropping like my panties when the aliens arrive

Flood warning…also metaphorically similar

Tornado watch on top

But yes I’m with you. I’m a dealer of fine fanworks but I don’t go in the trenches anymore.

I forgive Bailey but only because he’s as least as much of a criminal as a cop

Lake Michigan shoreline

Close up of the breakwater rocks and the waves

Nice enough for some lunchtime lollygagging by the big puddle

The Badger State vibe

Slightly better than death most days so what can y do

Thank you ❤️ I thought they were super fun and slightly weird but you never know how they’re gonna turn out on your own head.

I had regular glasses for years (also had astigmatism)and the lasik fixed most of the issues but I’m old now and the eyeballs need a bit of help. So I’m wearing them for short periods until I work it out.

It’s been raining since mid March I swear. It’ll be sunny for a few hours but the changing air pressure is like headache central.

Me with bed head and no makeup and some green and tortoiseshell glasses 🤓

Got some glasses for occasional use (vision is fine but I miss my super sharp post lasik vision that’s faded) and though not very strong they are multifocal and it is fucking me up

Wait this is a good one

Weather forecast for Sheboygan WI showing rain every goddamn day

gonna need a boat

It’s wild because it’s been moving over the course of the day enough that I could tell from one hour to the next; I love it

It seems to have sprouted from some dried up crested gecko food I popped into this terrarium to feed the bugs

I hope it makes visible fruiting bodies so I can seeee

A silvery white branched slime mold growing on glass like a tiny river

My insect terrarium has a baby slime mold and I think it’s so pretty!

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

I can’t wait for the Ai bubble to burst

These meetings are making me want to move into the woods and live like a squirrel

It happens but I have an extraordinary amount of cats