I wonder if there's a yearlong amtrak pass you can buy.

You got me good. Keep up the great work defending a genocidal regime.

You stupid fuck, just because I can doesn't mean I will.

How did Coach Joe get his name?

two men are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says `` chippendale '' . ALT: two men are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says `` chippendale '' .

welcome to the stage Velvet Malachite!

Ladies, please resist the urge to touch it to feel how soft it is and absolutely /do not/ lick it!

I'm sure I'd be fine unless I got caught by a stray American or Israeli attack

in other words, they deposed the corrupt, US backed government?

Muhammad Ali paid a price for his refusal to be drafted. Some people went to Canada and never saw their families again.

Neither of those things are right, but it's hard to know those happened and also know the wealthy avoided service with zero consequence

penguins getting chippy because they know this is the end of the franchise

a man says that 's me i 'm the one with his eyes closed ALT: a man says that 's me i 'm the one with his eyes closed

there's one in every relationship

Super Bowl 59

he was replying to titties (actual bare ones) on main. deserved block or no?

you post titties (or dong) you gotta expect randos to reply and the heart feel weird, but not overly aggressive.

Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner.

First off, he’s a dog who can talk. So, I think a dog that can talk and can help people by solving mysteries is a superhero.

what do you expect when Bishop Barron is just the name Trump uses for himself when he wants to pretend he's a priest for interviews

I must have zoned out for that but good

it just hailed here

I was punching the radio. Thank god Jake brought up him ODing because otherwise we'd maybe get another full segment this week when Dan learned about that happening.

Fanatic Caller "Paul in Philly" Says Flyers Beat the Penguins Like Mike Missanelli Beats His Fiancé Oh man. What a savage line from 97.5 the Fanatic caller “Paul in Philly” – View this post on Instagram A post shared by Crossing Broad (@crossingbroad) “I’ll tell you what, the Flyers beat those Pengu...

what if Uh Paul in... was Paul in Philly?

thank you!

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Charred ramp pesto, fresh mozzarella, spicy capicola, prosciutto, mortadella, stracciatella, arugula, and olive oil on ciabatta 🍽️🍜#goodlunch

It's the week of our tree looking pretty!

Rough order:
1. Gagging Order
2. Let Down
3. Decks Dark (the archetypal radiohead song)
4. Lurgee
5. Fake Plastic Trees or Daily Mail depending on the day

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Van Vazquez @ Spirituality April 2026 A través de mi música, busco crear experiencias sonoras que inviten a la introspección y al viaje emocional. Mis sets y producciones están diseñados para conectar con el oyente a un nivel profundo, ut

sunday morning vibes

'we' don't need to do shit for them.

HOLY SHIT FIRST AB HOME RUN FELIX REYES

it's beautiful! if it doesn't have a remote start you can always add one.

I don't use it often but when it's super hot or super cold it's nice to have a couple minute headstart getting it comfortable

Katherine: Ooh the NY TImes did a 25 best restaurants in Philly list.
Me: Yeah but that guy in the luchador mask said it's bullshit.