It’s nice to be with someone who just slowly nods while faintly smiling when I let him know that I had to order a bag of human hair.
Posts by Jennifer Loeber
It’s so incredibly good and deeply terrifying and heading towards feeling a little too familiar… and now I’m gonna obsess over how all the exiled good boys are doing until Part 2. 🐾
During my college tour of Hampshire my then boyfriend showed up and my dad almost punched him & my mother found out that 1) there were no grades and 2) one of my dorm choices was a yurt and turned to me, cig in hand, thick NY accent, "THERE IS NO FUCKIN' WAY". #RIP Hampshire, you seemed awesome. ✨
Pink Daiquiri at a dive bar.
Found a place with 2001 prices and 1963 music. Finally, some good news.
Over here contemplating applying for the other TWO dual citizenships I am eligible for -thank you immigrant grandparents- because my type of anxiety is very... activating.
(immediately put on a watch list)
Did a full work day at the salt mine and now I’m trying to focus my exhausted burnt out eyeballs on grant applications I need to get done but the looming threat of a shitstained madman has me… somewhat distracted?
Reading these simultaneously so I’m marinating in outrageous tales of big naturals, rum punch cocktails, literally obscene gallery openings and Sol Lewitt-icisms as an antidote to our times. 🍹
(& hourly checks for his demise, ofc
On Twitter it’s full societal collapse imminently, on Bluesky it’s here’s my essay on how it might be fine but also very very bad and at my apartment it’s
Some Ireland in a Brooklyn backyard last night and my hair smells like a summer of campfires 🪵
Current intrusive thought: apply to an MFA program in Europe and spend the last remaining climate years learning/photographing/feeling joy or just keep
THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE was so fantastic I’m dusting off my parents ancient Shaker cookbook and measuring for chair rails immediately.✨
French mag posts some of my work, 100+ new followers on instagram and some lovely DM’s, hours later, 2 rejections for grants I really really need. Just over here coasting on misaligned vibes 24/7 ✨
Irish local played @aaronhillis.bsky.social’s least favorite band on earth but whatever they put in their whiskey cocktails made me immediately want to fight everyone. Perfect happy hour 🥃
(the first album is good, c’mon)
My mom hated the culture of Irish-American-ness so we didn’t really celebrate but I’ll be knockin’ one back tomorrow for Mary “Mollie” Corrigan Murphy (my lovely Nana) to celebrate my first St. Patrick’s Day as an Irish citizen. 🇮🇪
Late as usual but happy birthday! 👑
I dislike HEATED RIVALRY and I love THE BRIDE! Not built for this world per usual.
You’ll reconsider once seeing my horrid passport photo
I feel extra international now 💅🏻
I have never felt more unfortunately American than when @aaronhillis.bsky.social put the World Baseball Classic on and the sounds of ⚾ made me feel like maybe everything was gonna be ok? (yes I know)
Facts is facts
Sending all the good juju your way ✨
My new thing is waking up from being ASLEEP in the middle of an anxiety attack. Everything is great.
My childhood home is right near that combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell so I’m gonna vouch for this one and add in ALL of Jamaica Avenue 👑🔮
Casually checking in on the status of my Irish passport before I forage around my fave junk store and try not to have any thoughts about anything.
Get well soon! Keep the blue pee, great cocktail party fodder 🍸
Same.
The Royal Academy of Art, The Hague! I am now having irrational ideas...