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Posts by Optimist Primus
At an unlikely place, in an unlikely way, something handcuffs you to a likely future. With one hand free, you still don’t run. A likely escape turns unlikely with every passing minute.
They need to stop publishing books until I’m caught up reading them all.
I want peace but I also want to fuck shit up
Photo by Betül Batmaz. A single contrail cuts a clean diagonal line across a twilight sky, glowing faintly gold against the deepening blue. Soft clouds, warmed by the last light of dusk, drift in shades of rose and amber below. The vast stillness of the sky holds this one fleeting trace of passage — a line drawn and already dissolving.
We vanish. The trail we leave does not.
if I don’t make it tell my friends not to touch my shit
new sport called trustball where your teammates can betray you
Photograph of a scene by a river, with the silhouettes of small bare branches in the foreground, the river in the middle of the layers, and more tree silhouettes in the background. The photo was taken against the orange setting sun, which sits right above the horizon on the other side of the river.
- where heaven meets earth -
everything since pangaea has been a mistake
Photograph of what must be two strands of blossoming woodland chervil, captured in a forest, against the setting sun in the background. Only the plant is in focus, while the green, natural background is entirely blurry.
- where light changes everything -
The first time you try LSD, 30 mins after dropping you’ll wonder if you got bad shit because you don’t feel anything. At 45 mins you’ll be sure it’s lame af. That’s when you go look at the shower curtain. If you have shag carpet…well my friend you’re in for a wild 6 to 8 hours
Photo by Nothing Ahead. A black-and-white photograph taken at water level on the open sea. Gentle swells fill the lower two-thirds of the frame, their surfaces catching soft gradients of light and shadow. At the horizon, the sun rests as a small, luminous orb — neither fully risen nor fully set — dissolving into a vast, overcast sky. No land, no vessel, no figure. Only water, sky, and a single point of light holding the boundary between them.
Be water. Be light. Be something where they meet.
of course bluesky starts crashing when i have proof that lake monsters are real
you know what’s not weak on crime? love
Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts
CG businessman runs from a big chicken who appears to be standing still. Text: You can do it You can do it You can do it You can do it You can do it You can do it You can pummel fear (entrepreneurship makes you fast)
Candidate 1 is bad so Candidate 2 must be good is a logical fallacy
Picture of a thin sliver of moon in the dawn sky
IDK what they did up there but the moon has been shrinking ever since Artemis II
chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375
I’ve decided to become a concept
today the birds told me...
we never meant to turn away
from this world— it's just that
everything we are and all
we hope to be is sky
and i listened
🎵 every little thing she does is normal
everything she do not weird at all
I was visited by three ghosts last night and they told me I'm doing a great job
more like Loser Orbán
doctor called the police on me. diagnosed me has having “too much rizz”?? there are legal limits, i guess
AI can't produce insightful prose because the only true insight is to write nothing, say nothing. Tell me when there's an LLM that is silent in response to all queries.
aliens (so-called “jellyfish”) plotting our destruction (“floating ethereally” upside down in a column of deep blue water)
go outside then back inside somewhere new there’s rad shit everywhere
📸: me
Asking my magic grapefruit if I’m poor