geriatric millennial, and also went through that. They finally started loosening those rules in high school.

“you don’t coast in a cybertruck, you doomscroll”

it didn't happen and displace all of that bad feeling onto everything else in society.

I genuinely believe that people don't appreciate just how much of all the bad vibes right now are still largely a COVID hangover. It was a profoundly traumatizing event for American society, on the order of the civil war or the great depression and we've largely decided to just pretend

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I wanted to be a veterinarian and ended up touching computers instead

didn’t expect the HRT but not complaining either, it’s been pretty great

always hoped I’d marry an incredibly smart and beautiful woman who’s also a total dork so at least that worked out

Reminder that the Pope is the head of 20% of the hospitals in the US, and those hospitals will deny you your HRT and will also misgender you directly by enforced policy.

So maybe stop pretending he's a good guy, yeah?

Midwestern city dwellers tend to be insufferable about their clearly superior residences.

Chicagoans are the same, and we’re right. Minneapolitans are also correct. Detroiters too.

I think we’re all on the fence about Madisonians, though.

Olive, an orange tabby with green eyes, looks up at the camera. To his right is a portable electric typewriter

Good morning Olive.

I’m very here for the pope being referred to as just some guy stopped by a reporter somewhere on Wabash and asked to comment on current events

A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

A vintage Toyota HiAce

Was walking the dog and this van stopped me in my tracks

Okay. One more week.

Then I’m off. Only things I’ve got planned is working on the garage and going to irm.org.

a search for "managing rabbit holes" returning a bunch of corpo slop on misdirected focus

no, duckduckgo, i literally have holes all over my backyard dug by cottontails that i need to take care of

oh PLEASE my entire social media philosophy since day one has been blocking straights

He’s feeling much better after now :)

Oh right i haven’t had any coffee *or* Ritalin today. That’s why I have a headache.

where do I’ve that cool, uh, NAẞA Orion crew, uh, Aaug?

I’m really excited about the Lunar…Mormon? I guess this really was a mission, huh

wow I wish I could prompt openai as well as you can

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

It’s too bad they got rid of the streetcars, but at least we can still enjoy the potholes that form where the rails are buried every year

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

technically the first two are Koei projects, the latter was Tecmo

actually now that you mention it where’s big tittied football players, we deserve Dead or Alive Tecmo Bowl

what if we had our wedding at the illinois railway museum

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

I wonder what happened to Space Shuttle America. I guess it must have been scrapped?

the crew arrived safely. i bet they were over the moon

dear NASA please show mission control when a mission is successful.

We all want to see the blue shirts hugging and hi fiving. Stop hiding the good stuff

I was an active somethingawful poster but steered clear of 4chan, it seemed too toxic

reskeet this if you’re a trans woman who has never been on 4chan or kiwifarms. Just trying to see something

SGDQ badge, train, and hotel booked!