I’m drinking tropical fruit smoothies at shabazz napier’s house

Arabic Steve spoke of this

I wonder if in an alternate universe he got a lot of poon in college and his buddies called him gash patel

time to fill up the nissan al-ghaib

nothing huge just a quick meeting in the tip of the spire? quick check-in

gen z weapons training near me

we used to throw “o” on the end of shit like crazy. Whammo. flip-o-matic. The 90s equivalent of “yuppers”

judge: u are hereby sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole this court is adjourned

chief keef gavel: bang bangg

Who *are* they

(2008 indie sleaze seinfeld, interior, LES warehouse in a state of disrepair)

JERRY: she says she wants to rent out the space to do her bird sanctuary music.

KRAMER: her what?

ELAINE (shouting from the art loft): avian flute

JERRY: right, bird flu

Jarvis initiate glommy protocol

Real as hell

none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york

I was today years old when I found out “Islands in the Stream” is about passing a kidney stone!

“the nutty professor” has taken on new meaning this year,

learned all the nutella tricks we weren’t taught in school and still failed the bechdel test

big things coming!!

every accusation is a confession

im smokin permafrost. im smokin ibogaine darts. im in the underworld slidin my bugatti like the fight club penguin

Kill yourselves

stop it man

lmfao brutal

call it what it is. Erasure

beating my dick to shit

guanine and protein powder in a cup of heavy whipping cream

Awesome. Completely unregulated. This bodes well and I don’t want to move to a remote island

sucking up all the data at the gigabyte factory

contributing to healthy discourse on the home electrical forums .

not fortunate or unfortunate. simply; ate