See yall in a week

a person is holding a lighter in their hand in a blue room . ALT: a person is holding a lighter in their hand in a blue room .

Can't do it without Rianna

You should check out VetTix. You can probably see the mets for free

Just a magical sport

I like this photo especially because to these who don't know, it's just a guy getting a sandwich out of his lunch bag

Best part of the Battleship movie was the mid aughts nu metal aliens

I've had one white claw and a double vodka soda and I'm just about toasted enough to steal the USS Iowa

I would run for something but as soon as Jake Trapper reads my posts about turning him into a PBIED I'm cooked

The problem with Graham Platber is he's a trustfund dipshit. He's the same as Kid Rock to me.

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It's hard for inauthentic, hateful people to gain a following?

America turning the corner in Afghanistan

I'll allow it if it's a T mobile commercial using "Area Codes"

Ludacris song in a Lowe's Home and Garden commercial

The lesson to learn is all kids are ungrateful no matter what you do

In a hotel and being subjected to commercials. Who is the Super Mario/Old Spice deodorant product Mashup for?

Airborne leads the way

I'd pay at least fifty bucks for a vintage ringer shirt like this

If Jake Trapper wants to impress me he can show up with a vest made of C4 and a suit coat filled with nails

The press corps is going to make a big statement by printing the first amendment on a bit of cloth and stuffing it in a pocket where no one can see it

No more firing phases, we're hitting the klingons with a Baja Blast

I want a girl with a short ocean and a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG... Beach

My tell is standing ramrod straight with an unobstructed view so I can watch everyone passing by

Too cold here, I'm leaving

She let me hit it because I'm jesting

My favorite game at the airport is "Spot the veteran". Guy with an Old Ironsides patch on his bag making it too easy

Landed at the Big Top airport for all you clowns

Flying today. Time to visit my favorite local law ads

You could get away with some shit in the early years of the war. After the surge they locked everything down