oh no
I just heard someone else pronounce “jojoba” out loud

this is “açaí” all over again

I’m watching it like a hawk, don’t worry

Thinking I may ask about rings to really stir the pot

Delusional and extremely rude coworker randomly drops the word fiancé when talking about her boyfriend

“Oh wow he proposed to you? Congrats”

“Oh no I want him to and he still hasnt so I gave him an ultimatum and call him that now”

I dont think you understand what the word fiancé or ultimatum mean

what
“perfect album”
came out when you were 16?

My favorite eyeliner color is named
“Brick”

That seems a bit pointed

My grandma clipped coupons out of the newspaper on the kitchen table

My mom clipped coupons out of paper ads on the kitchen table

I click the tiny plus next to business names in my credit card’s “offers” section

Who’s freer?

I moved here in 2019

I know I’m a transplant (factual) but I rarely feel like I’m who people are talking about when they reference transplants (derogatory)

I’m open to being wrong

I will probably never feel comfortable calling myself a New Yorker tho

Rule 1 of Bluesky:

Do not mess with a cis persons emotional support journalist

Welcome to Bluesky!

This post is relevant like every 6 months or so

I also love the

“but how could you read that intention in my words? It goes against everything I have ever said!”

I don’t know who you are, bro

They already have and they are already getting posted on the exact accounts you are thinking about

But where do I get my mulch if not from trans women who aren’t being charitable to a cis journalist?

If anyone reads this and thinks this is an uncharitable response, go read the quote posts on his callout

Lotta people being like
“Seems like it’s one demographic 🤔”

people are often taking things out of context or are a little trigger-happy, but the journalists on here sure do love to circle the wagons to tell the trannies to calm down and make *that* the big issue as fast as humanly possible 👍

You a bot, bro?

Your responses are weird in “totally not an LLM” kinda way

Acknowledges the spirit of what was said but not the substance and follows a similar format each time

my current strat is to drop

“I’m trans so you are going to see somethings on there”
while starting TSA in the eyes to assert dominance

Usually makes them uncomfy and I walk away unbothered

I mean, I knew my pay had stagnated and that I was getting 75¢ on the dollar to my cis male counterpart so I just feel stupid that I didn’t realize this was happening too

I’m also so heartbroken that no one told me until I brought it up. I thought they cared about me little more than that

Just got a confirmation from my team

He does it when I’m not in the room

As a Clippers fan I can never comment on people’s teams because no matter what my choice is worse

Cause the Nets are inherently better

they are reformed Jersey boys

How the fuck is he still calling me “he”

I talk to him every single day

he has seen me in a bikini

At least he doesn’t have any power over me,
he is just my boss and the owner of the business

Congrats!! ✨

Look cute today

May fuck up my credit score later idk

Telling my therapist that I can’t do a certain day

I always fully expect him to be like
“Bitch, I know you don’t do anything, that’s literally what we talk about”

I guess some people can’t respond to my posts and comments because Bluesky will say they are deleted

That’s cool, not like I post things to engage with people

I’m just glad I’m getting lowkey shadowbanned for mostly mid posting

The hair matches the nails

the hair. matches. the nails.

If you can’t tell, I am absolutely obsessed with this adorableness because

The hair matches the nails

It took me a second to realize he was serious

I just kept repeating the word over and over and it wasn’t until I could tell he literally didn’t know that I explained

Had to explain to a queer guy what “dysphoria” is

Told my partner, she said her coworker who is dating a trans man didn’t know either

cis, learn like the basics about trans people, I’m begging you

Topping men and leaving them emasculated

And by that I mean:
Raising my umbrella above theirs as they walk past

I think we all know that the people who use the word
“ally”
like a cudgel,
are not the ones who should be applying it to themselves