Can't wait for the physical copy to arrive and to start pouring over the PDF before it gets in, too!
Posts by Chrimb
A kickstarter campaign that has been 249% funded for an “AI” Dungeons and Dragons expansion pack of some sorts called “Gods Of Pleasure. Carnal Deities for D&D 5e”
It took me this long bc I have a bad habit of buying TTRPG books and never. um. actually GM’ing but then I saw this as a “related” project and blacked out to send 50 dollars to someone actually putting in the legwork to fuckin create art.
Not to brag but I was the 5000th person to back Realis
lord help me I have optimism about the future of the Chicago White Sox again
Another trillion dollars to the Squid Research Institute, I’m all in.
No actually I’m not rooting for them, I’m not rooting for any team except the Columbus Blue Jackets, fuck everyone else who experiences happiness through hockey, you are my enemy.
Man with his head cocked and text over his face reading “I don’t really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead”
Me every single Stanley cup playoff season when other people celebrate for teams like Buffalo when Columbus still wallows
I am resisting so hard about being the guy who can only talk about running but I swear to Christ it feels like all I’ve done for a month is wake up, go for a run, and go to work and I’m losing my mind
this is gonna be me at the half marathon
My hardest might have been Remake because every game I like that a remake would make sense for at all is already perfect in the format it exists in.
Damn get a load of Mr Mario here
A grid of 5 by 4 acting as an “About me” for video games. Favorite Game: Hollow Knight Best Story: Outer Wilds Favorite Art Style: Persona 5 Biggest Personal Impact: Splatoon Best Combat: Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate Overhated: Pokemon X Underrated: Control Overrated: The Last of Us Needs A Remake: Kirby’s Dream Course Criminally Overlooked: Xenoblade Chronicles X Favorite Protagonist: Mother 3 Favorite Antagonist: Mother 3 Best Soundtrack: The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Best Multiplayer: Team Fortress 2 Not Usually My Thing, But…: Bioshock Turn My Brain Off: Balatro Best With Friends: Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate Best Retro Game: Super Mario Bros. 3 Nostalgic Childhood Game: Pokemon Gold Game Everyone Should Play: Portal
This shit is impossible and I don’t know if I stand by all of this but it is A Version of this that is right for me.
If a closer gives up a run to tie the game in the top of the 9th but a batter walks it off in the bottom of the inning then that position player should be awarded a Save
But also if this unroots the Boone Jenner Of It All that has plagued the Jackets for a decade and I have always hated then I’m happy.
I’m glad it’s only a one year deal but I can’t help but think that the better move would have been to hire Known Good Coach Bruce Cassidy. Winning is what fixes culture.
On one hand fuck em they’re evil and I hate them and on the other my job like a little bit does exist because of Ticketmaster and live nation so who’s to say
Asking HCJustin about the Northernlion cruise is praxis
Best American to ever do it, Vonnegut, my king
hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately
What the fuck does Don Waddell DO exactly. What does ANYONE INVOLVED WITH THE HOCKEY TEAM DO
Everyone not named Zach Werenski, Adam Fantilli, and Jet Greaves should be traded, bought out, or excommunicated from their church of choice. All of em, fuckin losers, the organization REEKS of failure. No high end scoring, no depth, no prospects, and 18 30+ year old grinders signed for 6/6
The real CBJ are so back.
no one has ever said "Wisco"
so motherlover is the best of the lonely island Justin Timberlake trilogy right we all agree on that
So hilarious that the blue jackets finally got a win right when it basically means nothing because the season is over anyway. Predictable.
In other news I placed 3rd and tied for 1st in my bracket pools. First time in my life a tie breaker has mattered and I realize I have always put a preposterously high number in that stupid fuckin box. Alas.
I respect UConn less because they are fundamentally evil. I detest everything about that basketball organization.
I’m glad Dan Hurley had a bad day. I hope it’s a worse one tomorrow.
All Time Jackets Moment