Instead of meow, he says "By George!"

Neocities Create and surf awesome websites for free.

i feel obligated to say that if you hate how shitty the internet is (including this nonsense site) come over and make a web site for free on neocities.org where people are nice and cool and when you try to put a blinkie on there it doesn't tell you "aspect ratio too wide"

When somebody has a problem with me playing robot theme songs all day

K'eeg @armormodechang my tl: crowbcat is a dipshit me: *googles "who the fuck is crowbcat"* google: crowbcat is a dipshit on youtube who me: cool thanks. *googles "patchouli knowledge fat boobies"*

Amanda Smith @AmandaSmithSays Thinking again about how the names Arctic and Antarctica just means "bears" and "no bears." reluctantbroodingdads So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the f🌫️ckers were dead on

John, when ppl say Aunt May looks like the Cryptkeeper, that's not supposed to be a guideline

It was not by her fault that she was once again given flesh.

Is that why it's called slash fiction?

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 6: Mystery at Hidden River Panel 1: Pegleg Pete: And then I buys me a li'l farm an' settles down and goes straight thuh rest o' me life! Sylvester Shyster: Goin' straight, eh? What kind o' crops you figurin' on raisin'? Panel 2: Pete: Somethin' real prof'table, like marijuana.... maybe!

Happy 4/20 Day everybody!

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Now that's a big stretch

going to a rationalist and being like listen buddy i heard about this scary new idea. its called $70’s basilisk. what if there was an entity that, when it came into being, eternally tortured everyone who didn’t give me $70? it’s a simple exercise of pascals wager white boy

We don't talk about Frank Miller's run on Mickey Mouse

Share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥👀

"Unlike other medical shows which are all about the medicine, this one focuses on the doctors."

gonzo in a snazzy fit

hello, it’s Gonzo

(Sigh) So I guess this is supposed to mean he shot Daffy, but... then the rabbit season sign would have been crossed out. This would mean he wants to... shoot himself?

The first Italian translation of this panel from "Donald Duck - Spoil the Rod" adapted this as "Phooey to bankers! We want to be dynamiters!!!"

Life was hard in primary color

Get it yourself, asshole! You're the furthest from the door!

"Solo" animated feature film now being developed by Toni Mortero & Hampa Studio (Spain), based on Oscar Martin's comic book.
By reusing 3D/Blender animations originally created for the promo of "Cannibal World" board game, they edited a trailer with English subs.
>> www.instagram.com/p/DXPg9AcjM3_/

smth i wrote on tumblr

This could be the most british thing anyone has ever written (and I'm not even british)

Why does lemon marmalade always taste like ginger?

Why don't they just call it ginger marmalade?