Hooray for being a lump on the couch!

Lisa Murkowski cuts a last minute deal solely to benefit Alaska, exempting it from some of the more odious parts of the bill to secure her vote and sell out the rest of the US. Yeah this stuff sucks and hurts a lot of people, but I got Alaskans exempted so the hell with you.

a man with a scorpion bite. A woman with cholera. A diabetic who needed insulin. And Omran, the dimpled 3-year-old.

A man with a scorpion bite.
A woman with cholera.
A diabetic who needed insulin.
A 3-year-old boy.

They all died when the U.S. stopped sending medicine to Sudan.

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*2025. Oops.

1974: I am two. The US is bombing Vietnam. A Republican is president.

1990: I am 18. The US is bombing Iraq. A Republican is president.

2003: I am 31. The US is bombing Iraq (again). A Republican is president.

2925: I am 53. The US is bombing Iran. A Republican is president.

Add to that the late 80s recession and the mid 90s one (just as I graduated from college), since I’m 12 years older than the original poster…

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Interesting sign in my hotel elevator!

Everyone: Wow, CybertrucKKKs are the ugliest vehicles ever!

This guy: Ha! Hold my beer.

Anyways...

Pat Sajak, pet shop owner: “Would you like to buy an owl?”

Dear Felon von Shitzinpantz,

We will never be your 51st state.
Go fuck yourself.

Sincerely,

Canada

Meet Evan Anzoo, a five-year-old boy in South Sudan who died when Elon Musk shut down USAID and the boy lost access to his HIV meds. Musk says no one has died because of the aid shutdown, but that's because he didn't look. RIP, Evan, you deserved better. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Overheard, two girls walking down the street:

“We *know* Larry. Larry’s a hothead. Something bad is gonna happen to him!”

Canadians are removing American liquor and California wines from their store shelves. 

They’re pulling back on future visits to the U.S.

And they are uncharacteristically brandishing unvarnished anger over what they see as a betrayal by a longtime friend.

Read more: nbcnews.to/4hpQQY8

The stache is nice, but I like the beard more. 🧔

To the shock of absolutely no one, US ideology aligns with the far-right goals of Russia and Turkey.

How about becoming less Russia and more Norwegian?

Yeah, I know the feeling…

So, Canadian fentanyl labs are the new immigrants eating pets, which was the new migrant caravan, which was the new Obamacare death panels, which was the new Iraqi weapons of mass destruction.

Sounds about right.

Elon fires hundreds of Twitter employees and Twitter goes down.

Elon fires air traffic controllers and planes go down.

Elon goes on a DOGE rampage and the stock market goes down.

Elon regulates his own SpaceX and its starships go down.

I'm sensing a pattern.

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The Monday after the clocks change is the Mondayest Monday to ever Monday.

Mar-a-Lago, Trump Tower, and a bunch of golf courses!

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Amy, girl you gotta breathe through your mouth around Felonious Flatulence Man! 💩💨

Well played.

Defy Democracy - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody YouTube video by Randy Rainbow

Another great song from Randy Rainbow! 🌈

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Oooh, rainbow! 🌈

Some good advice here!

Canada did not ask for this 'dumb' trade war and we will fight back: Trudeau YouTube video by The Canadian Press

A great speech by Prime Minister Trudeau on the tariffs that were imposed on Canadian goods today.

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