permission to drop it low for the jury your honor?

a mistake made only once

smoking doinks and watching titanic (1997)

I would never fly too close to the sun. I would always maintain proper distance.

and people say bsky doesn’t have the juice

yeah they gave me the device

wawwaaaaaaaaa

(that’s me in the machine)

im not sure it’s the one that makes your mouth taste like pennies

they’re putting me in the big machine tomorrow

I yearn to live in a system of colorful plastic tubes like a hamster

much to consider

looking into this

they’re saying farts are the piss of the butt

two bros, chillin in a hot tub

despite the horrors in the world, we sent humans further into the cosmos than we ever have before and they came home safe. and i think that’s pretty cool

filing for chapter 11 birkenbankruptcy :/

we can’t keep doing this

jerry

this and a blunt, etc

slamming your work laptop shut so hard the windows shatter

and even if there were… dogs can’t read

woof, sounds ruff

one of the banger tweets of all time: Anzo @dolphin_dom. 2h Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color utadä @rinasawayana • 1h star fruit? Anzo @dolphin_dom So close!! That is a shape 💕 18:28 • 5/22/20 • Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 40 Likes

is this like an air bud situation? dog lawyer? I would like to know more

life was better before i asked this

i know him personally and this is untrue

i feel like i know less now

same

serious question who is hasan piker

rat poison flavored zyns