permission to drop it low for the jury your honor?
Posts by slop enjoyer
a mistake made only once
smoking doinks and watching titanic (1997)
I would never fly too close to the sun. I would always maintain proper distance.
and people say bsky doesn’t have the juice
yeah they gave me the device
wawwaaaaaaaaa
(that’s me in the machine)
im not sure it’s the one that makes your mouth taste like pennies
they’re putting me in the big machine tomorrow
I yearn to live in a system of colorful plastic tubes like a hamster
much to consider
looking into this
they’re saying farts are the piss of the butt
two bros, chillin in a hot tub
despite the horrors in the world, we sent humans further into the cosmos than we ever have before and they came home safe. and i think that’s pretty cool
filing for chapter 11 birkenbankruptcy :/
we can’t keep doing this
jerry
this and a blunt, etc
slamming your work laptop shut so hard the windows shatter
and even if there were… dogs can’t read
woof, sounds ruff
one of the banger tweets of all time: Anzo @dolphin_dom. 2h Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color utadä @rinasawayana • 1h star fruit? Anzo @dolphin_dom So close!! That is a shape 💕 18:28 • 5/22/20 • Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 40 Likes
is this like an air bud situation? dog lawyer? I would like to know more
life was better before i asked this
i know him personally and this is untrue
i feel like i know less now
same
serious question who is hasan piker
rat poison flavored zyns