just went sea perverting (snorkelling) 🙂

Zombie Alanis Morissette: It's like BRAINNNSS

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Sounds like you have good options.

I am in the Midwest, but I have two Maine Coons and would happily take in a third for a time.

Also happy to drive to you to retrieve your good good boy and bring him back to you when you’re ready.

Obviously something local would be better, but I’m here, too!

Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES, LucasArts, 1993)

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

So happy for him or her or them.

The wall of a waiting room with raised letters on the wall reading; Dermatology Neurology Surgery

New DNS just dropped

Similar energy

Once again bullseyed by a joke absolutely no one else will get.

(Mur-der-rah)

I accidentally sprang back this weekend and now I’m unmoored from time

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".

Is this anything

Wet Hot American Fort Sumter

Alamo it when I see it

Very excited to have found a place at the airport that has “chef-inspired menus.” Love to eat food inspired by… the idea of making food.

Work it, make it
Do it, makes us

Harder, better
Potlood, houder

Work trip. Infinitely worse than putt putt.

I was just at SLC (sprinting through it, as per usual), so naturally I was curious, and apparently one of these BKs is… at the Park and Wait Lot?

Man SLC park and wait got a BK and all we got at CVG is a Porta Potty.

DL2149 CVG>SLC

I had the fish.

The rice was starchy; the mushrooms, unenthusiastic.

The salmon was room temperature, but the spinach beneath contained the heat of one thousand suns.

In place of a Cheese Board, you would have CRUDITÉS!

Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!

Seasoned with Maldon Sea Salt!

More flavorful than the foundations of the earth!

All shall eat me, and despair!

Sauron's latest return a lot weaker than his previous iterations

A screenshot of a conversation with Delta via iMessage. The Delta bot has helpful. Let me know that the wait time for a representative is nine minutes, but that it’s very important that I respond within five minutes. I then ask what the hell that means. No response.

*upside down face*

Niceness is a desire.

Kindness is a duty.

“Sorry I’m a believer and get riled up about the snow”

All time nonsequitur.

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?