time to unleash The Grilled Cheese Essay (which personally made padma lakshmi cry) on the newskies

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“I thought you were the party of tooooolllllerance” 😫

What did he have against eggs

Weird to me that they changed starfish to sea stars bc they’re “not fish”. And yet. Do they think sea horses? Are horses??

Bluesky should have an edit function where you can edit the post you haven’t sent yet

Yet you judge Carter on what he said before he was in office

Two lines of three dimensional sans-serif letters colored in gradients of blue and purple reading ‘Maybe it will/Happen today’. Above the ‘y’ in’ today’ and with its bottom point nestled neatly into the fork of the letter it’s a similarly dimensional golden pentagram with little flares of golden light glinting off its vertices. The entire lockup is superimposed over a glittering rainbow as it all streaks together through a black void.

This is patently false.

Oh goddamit FUCK that guy, he's a dipship neonazi conman

Absolutely unrealistic fantasy shit. Probably good for another fat round of stock market payoffs though, for those in the know.

Someone gotta give that sundowning imbecile his meds

After the day we’ve had on Bluesky, we all need this. #Cats 🐈‍⬛

Exactly one year ago today:

the fuck is that gray thing?

Not me. I am the Knenye.

😍 adorbs!

I cannot imagine who the 49% are who DON'T think so.

I fck'n LOVE this mayor.

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Vancesplaining

JD Vance: Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash, Pope.

I did not know!

No one talks about wd 1-39 either

Cute but weak on crime

Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”

Y’know who was REALLY weak on crime?

But at least he can delight in the humiliation of the USA.

I WAS TOLD HE WOULD RUN THIS COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS! (extracting every drop of profit for the executives while screwing over the workers)

The ole reverse uno double war crime switcheroo, pure 4d chess