Ooh interesting

I got all the way to the chair and they poked my left arm a few times, took one look at my right and said nope, had another poke at the left and no good, told me to try again when it’s warmer and god dammit drink loads for like a 2-week run up 😬

Nose works quite well

All this talk that vibe coding caused today's Bluesky problems - during my time at WeTransfer I was perfectly capable of causing days of downtime without any AI, thank you very much

a person is petting a white dog 's head . Alt: a person is petting a white dog's head .

Aw, I mean I can call you one if you want? Don’t be sad

I AM NOT CALLING YOU A DOG JUST TO BE CLEAR

Also be careful if it has the same effects as with dogs, surprise!

BUILD A GRASS NEST

Oh yes that sounds better

Lick it. Live life on the edge.

We're all seeing a melting black cookie monster right?

Well now I’m picturing loads of them all lined up in a weird light tunnel, thanks brain. That’s a reasonable solution.

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So’s your face

A stout beer in a miniscule glass tankard

The other day I was in my favourite pub and asked if I could try one of the new beers, and was given it in this adorably tiny tankard

:D

Today, for the first and likely only time in my life, I was described as “always on time”

I may never recover from the shock

WHY DO I ONLY HAVE INGREDIENTS

Lews Theremin Telamon

I think I just maintained balance in the force by getting chocolate spread on my gym membership card

Es are good

Key takeaways? You mean locksmiths?

I think it looks like a puffin

Screengrab of BBC News headline “Team GB face uphill task for four-man bobsleigh medal” with a picture of the team looking lovely all in blue and purple

Who’s going to tell them they’re going the wrong way?

A delightful sort of snail-shaped pancake

My snail attempt may look more like a snake

I was just trying to type Mount Doom but confused it with the WoT Mountains of Dhoom and autocorrect changed it to Mount Shook 👌

BBC News live reporting with the headline “Winter Olympics: GB men's curling team aim to edge towards semi-finals”

Interesting approach

When are we getting the musical “In the Wuthering Heights”

A small crochet pink pig, & teeny needlefelt penguin & froggo

This is partly why I like making wee beasties in various forms as then they can sit happily in front of me as proof I Did A Thing (and it’s cute)

JUST LIKE THE MOON