If Trump actually proves he can read? Big news

Salute to an all-time tweet

Given Andrew Lloyd Webber's weird musical sexual interest in cats and trains I dont think its a stretch to suggest the catbus gets personal protection

No no thank YOU

I dont think im exaggerating when I say this person's comedy posts are a good amount of the reason im coping with The Horrors lately

I’ve been playing the tambourine since I was 8, Jeff. I think I know a thing or two about show business

Overheard an American "you guys do Jury duty here? I thought that was a US only thing!"
Mmhmm
Sure
The only place in the entire world with a court and jury system.
In a room full of global teams.

Threads. pepsi: "What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it?" coloneltonymoore: "Putting all billionaires into submarines that implode when they get to the bottom of the ocean, where pressures can reach 16,000 or more psi."

so this is what they mean by "living vicariously through others"

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

Hannah Waddingham as Septa the Shame Nun in GoT and in a rainbow dress presenting Eurovision.

X this evening vs Bsky this evening

Whether it’s Michelle Obama, encouraging children to get exercise and eat vegetables or Melania Trump announcing that she never trafficked children to notorious pedophiles, both First Ladies made controversial announcements involving children.

Today’s mood.

I've been crying laughing at this so much that partner decided to act it out

This has ended me

It shows off your lovely gorgeousness and exitedness very well ❤️

This man had the time and breath to straight-up hyena-cackle directly into his fucking face while humbling him. Hero.

can't stop thinking about 17 hours a day. replacing one of those hours with literally any non-screen activity would be beneficial. do some shoplifting. take up vandalism. throw rocks at cars from your window.

the british media's anti-trans campaign really kicked into gear when a coroner ruled they had driven a young woman to suicide

@awhalefact X.com the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

thus proving whales are among the most intelligent creatures on earth

Reminder: if you see your domestic abusive asshole neighbour's corpse being rolled up in a carpet and thrown into the back of a truck to be disposed of in the woods by the wife and son who shot him in the head, no you didn't.

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

Getting my haircut and compliment the scalp massage
"Its the lesbian fingers innit?"

Nah I think this is totally normal actually

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

KIERON

I feel such a typical dude when I wish the post delivered much quicker, to everywhere in the world, instantly. Mail power fantasy.

Grass verge with daisies before a large still reservoir of water with a city skyline in the distance. Two waterbirds are crossing the water. It is peaceful

Wonky picture of a waterbird on heather patched grass.

Two canada geese are napping on the edge of a reservoir. One is napping on one leg, the other is fully sat down. Both have their heads curled up on their backs out of view

A grassy verge eith a chalk sign declaring it as a Bee bank, a home to mining bees.

In the aim of gently becoming a person again I joined a local gentle walk around the wetlands.
Still struggling with some energy levels, but what a beautiful place

a black and white typography edit that reads "every future i dream of includes trans people". the text is inside a black circle. inside the circle is stars from the cygnus constellation. around the circle is an ornate border with floral flourishes and birds.

i cannot imagine a future without trans people because without trans people there isn't a future